Dec 13, 2023
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Redacted: I've changed. You can trust me now.
Pride:
THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN YOU:
Mexican tap water.
A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign.
An elevator ride with Ray Rice.
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby.
A Bigfoot sighting.
Gas station sushi.
Emails from Nigerian Princes.
OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection.
And Michael Jackson's doctor.
(Source: r/shitposting, EmKay | he had big bang theory)
thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol
- pride, to redacted
(Source: @imperceptiblethot on tumblr)
Pride: GUESS WHOSE MONTH IT IS!
Lust: I dunno, lots of people get lustful in the summer.
Despair: Exam season despair?
Wrath: Exam season anger?
[REDACTED]: Exam season murder?
Pride: NO ITS PRIDE MONTH WHAT THE FUCK GUYS!?
Sloth: Well... I suppose at least things can't get any wo-
Wrath and Pride: DON'T SAY THAT!
Sloth: [muffled] Sorry!
[Beat]
Sloth: [meekly] Maybe... nobody heard?
(Source: Wolf 359, Into The Depths)
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Greed: Well when I first met you, I thought you were kind of a... dick.
Redacted: Huh! Oh.
Pride: And?
Greed: No no, that's it.
(Source: Now You See Me)
The Alpha: I could drive us. I got a car last weekend.
Pride: You've got a car?! You haven't even passed your test yet.
The Alpha: Yeah, I have.
Pride: And you never thought to mention it?
The Alpha: You never asked.
Pride: Oh, of course. I forgot that's the way it works. We have to ask you every single thing that might have happened in case it did.
(Source: The Inbetweeners, "A Night Out in London")