Editor's Note: TAKING THIS SHIT WAY TOO SERIOUSLY
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At a staff meeting today at our headquarters in Newsville, The Internet, we asked members of the Worst Board team what they thought about the growth of our new media venture in the days following our launch on April 8.
/soc/ — Pictured here: our brave, unpaid interns (including racial minorities: unlike 4chan, Worst Board does not discriminate, except for upper management positions) working round-the-clock to provide the best in Social board coverage.
"It's a great platform for a dynamic, fresh new media organization in a challenging, hostile environment," said junior reporter J. Strawman, using irritating journalist buzzwords.
Reader reviews have been positive so far: the subject of a particularly brutal deconstructing, neech, allegedly urinated herself out of admiration upon reading the article, triggering the fetishes of at least three bystanders as well as our Editor. Other feedback has been complimentary if not pantspissingly so. One anon reflected, "I don't know if this is the best thing or worst thing to have come from [4chan]."
It is the hope of the Worst Board editorial team that all praise instead be converted to offers for free blowjobs.
Editor p_rh_l__n was spotted buzzing from room to room screaming about dead hookers and triple-strength coffee, before dropping by the newsroom demanding that an intern ghostwrite his Editor's Note.
