A parody of “Pretty Fly” for all my fellow millennials... Ç_Ç 

Mom: When you’ll get a baby? (uh huh uh huh)

Mom: When you’ll get a baby? (uh huh uh huh)

Mom: When you’ll get a baby? (uh huh uh huh)

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And all the zoomers say I'm doing fine (for an old guy)

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Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seís

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You know it's kinda hard just to get a job today

Previous experiences are pointless, but they fake them anyway

They say “I’m on my prime and know all of the new styles!”

When look at their grey hair they just make up in denial

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So don't debate, future is an internet bait

Why be anxious if you won't have it anyway?

So raise all your shields and pretend nothing is real

There’s no other way, no other way

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World is over at this rate, no use compensate

At least you can blame the boomers for all their mistakes

You’re a wannabe adult

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Hey, hey, you’re no the new thing!

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Mom: When you’ll get a baby? (uh huh uh huh) Mom: When you’ll get a baby? (uh huh uh huh) Mom: When you’ll get a baby? (uh huh uh huh)

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And all the zoomers say I'm doing fine (for an old guy)

. They save some money, but for a house is not suffice

Looking in the classifieds they cannot believe the price

Their parents said “I get one two thirds of your age!”

Even with a college the millennial receive a minimum wage

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So don't debate, future is an internet bait

Why be anxious if you won't have it anyway?

So raise all your shields and pretend nothing is real

There’s no other way, no other way

 .

World is over at this rate, no use compensate

At least you can blame the boomers for all their mistakes

You’re a wannabe adult

 .

Hey, hey, you’re no the new thing!

 .

They already have tattoos from the time they were young

They think are still teenagers, but they past 31

We know they’re trying too hard, please be careful with these knees

And the climate change makes them always sneeze

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Mom: When you’ll get a baby? (uh huh uh huh) Mom: When you’ll get a baby? (uh huh uh huh) Mom: When you’ll get a baby? (uh huh uh huh)

 .

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seís

 .

So don't debate, future is an internet bait

Why be anxious if you won't have it anyway?

So raise all your shields and pretend nothing is real

There’s no other way, no other way

 .

World is over at this rate, no use compensate

At least you can blame the boomers for all their mistakes

You’re a wannabe adults

The world doesn’t need wannabe adults

The world hates wannabe adults

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