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Chucky sneaking in to some kids bedroom to murder him only to find M3gan ticktock dancing ready to beat him like a piñata
Remake Chucky would throw up some gang signs, repeat the beloved quote "This is for Tupac" and put up a good fight I'm sure of it
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I won't be able to afford Witch Queen for a while, so please post all your thoughts! Let me live vicariously through you (and get all the hot tips for when I can!)
aye aye david! im so fuckin excited about savathun's throne world
Top 5 British Isles Folklore
oooooh good question! these are all scots myths because I know nothing about anyone elses! I should look into more arthurian stuff tbh.
Cat Sìth! My favourite - probably based on the scottish wildcat, this was a faerie cat (or a witch that could turn into a cat). It blessed people who left saucers of milk out for it. It was said to be as big as a dog, jet black, with a big white spot on it’s chest. deeply punk rock.
Selkies! People who are actually seals, you know the drill. There’s just something about being stuck on land, discontented about the life you’re trapped in, and solving that problem by slipping into your rubbery onesuit and yeeting yourself into the sea. It’s a very relateable parable. Like a feminist Moby Dick, sometimes you just gotta take to the waves.
Kelpies. What’s not to love about angry giant water horses that recreationally drown people? They’re objectively the best.
The Corryvreckan Whirlpool - it’s not so much the myth that interests me, as it is the very cool oceanographical effect. It’s one of the biggest whirlpools in the world, and the most dangerous stretch of water in the british isles. There’s a story attached to it that says a norse prince asked for permission to marry the princess of the island, and her father accepted on the condition that the prince sail through the whirlpool. He had three ropes made - one of wool, one of hemp, one of maidens’ hair - to keep his ship on course. he uh... sadly he did very much get eaten by the whirlpool ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯
Ghillie Dhu - a bit of an unusual faerie. He looked like a young dark-haired man, and was wild but shy and also very kind to children. iirc there’s lots of stories about him finding and looking after lost children, and making sure they get home safe. a very nice gentleman, 10/10.
I feel like the common thread with your fictional men tastes is they look like they've got big enough hands to choke you
listen i only take “very accurate assumptions about my taste in fictional men” every other thursday. please try again later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TMA JDATE crossover where John is one of the assistants. He'd insist John calls him 'Cool John' to tell him and Sims apart and keep trying to give statements about his dick
“Statement of… *long, pained sigh* Johnald Cheese, regarding an unprecedented number of events in his hometown of *static buzzing*-”
“….and anyway the thing was eating peoples’ dogs, but luckily my dog had never existed in the first place so I didn’t have to-”
“…and it turns out it was right behind this snowman that’s always been out front of the Taco Bill-”
“…and then Dave and I wake up in the flooded sex shop having a dildo fight and we’re like, ‘Shit, again?’ So we-”
and then like 6 hours later:
“…standing there with my dick out and I just say, this isn’t your mom’s house!”
“…………………….*incredibly defeated* Statement….. ends…..”
Top 5 Bloodborne Bosses!
ludwig, lady maria, darkbeast paarl, amygdala, & the one reborn were the most fun imo!! i also really liked cleric beast and gascoigne tbh…….and vicar amelia....
pressxtodavid replied to your link “SPOILER WARNING Here is a list of ALL dataminded(?) armor,...”
Am I missing something? I see no Exotic Pulse rifle?
Didn’t realize Catalysts weren’t listed. Here you go
