Prelfie (you knew this was coming, i expect hilarity)
big spoon/little spoon: Preston is big spoon because he refuses to be inferior.
favorite non-sexual activity: Mentally undressing each other
who uses all the hot water: They have showers together ;)
most trivial thing they fight over: Who has the biggest arms
who does most of the cleaning: Preston
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Alfie and Glee! They like to sing along
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Preston, Alfie is out shopping and being the domestic house wife
who steals the blankets: Alfie
who leaves their stuff around: Preston
who remembers to buy the milk: Alfie
who remembers anniversaries: Alfie and he once got so upset that Preston forgot he threw all hise belongings outside the house.
who cooks normally?: Alfie, terribly but Preston just eats take away before he comes home
how often do they fight?: All the time, because they sexually frustrate each other
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Buy sexual toys?
nicknames for each other?: Pressie and Fifi
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Preston, Alfie spends his money on drugs
what would they get each other for gifts?: Sexual favors
who kissed who first?: Alfie kissed Preston after one of his football games in the locker room
who made the first move?: Alfie
who remembers things?: Preston
who started the relationship?: Alfie, when he bit preston?
who cusses more?: Alfie duh, every second sentence is “fuck me preston”
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: They punch each other every time they fight so I guess laugh?
