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The Militia has...strange priorities. You can yank countless numbers of them onto gargoyles and their boss still has to practically beg them to LOOK UP, YOU FUCKIN' MORONS, RULE ONE IS LOOK UP JESUS CHRIST DID I FIND YOU IN THE GODDAMN REJECT SEWER OR SOMETHING FFS--
But. Yank *one* of them over a ledge, and that's it. No more ledge takedowns for you, no sir. There'll be mines. They'll check. They won't walk near railings again, even if you did it like, twenty minutes ago.
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So you can, if you so desire (read: if you're an asshole like me), torment Arkham NPCs in predator missions by, among other things, flicking batarangs at them and grappling away before they spot you.
The Militia are no exception. They don't like it, either-they go from 'what hit me?' to 'DO THAT AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU!' pretty fast. Which. That's fair. And eventually, especially on the Endless Knight map, you can get a pretty decent-sized swarm of them thundering across the stage trying to find you. Seriously, it's like herding sheep.
HOWEVER. Jason-who will usually help them in his own way-has nothing. There is no dialogue. ZILCH. Which leads to the mental image of him just staring at the monitor in confusion because...what the hell. What's going on. He doesn't know how to counter this. No one's hanging from a gargoyle or being maimed by a jerk in the grates, they're just...having bat-shaped throwing knives chucked at them for no reason. What's he supposed to do? This never happened before. Bruce was always Broody McFunSucker when HE was Robin, is this that Drake kid's fault? It's gotta be. The fuck. The actual FUCK, man, he wasn't prepared for Trolling Batman. Only Justice Batman.
Endless Knight Disasters
Endless Knight: that AR challenge I adore because ENDLESS PREDATOR MISSION. Goes from ‘Imma get that sucker, and that one, and him too--’ to ‘Jason, please. I have no more vantage points and one grate to my name. have mercy, I beg of you.’
-The players: Me (Batman), a minigunner, and a little dude following the big dude around like a puppy.
The plan: glide down like a smooth criminal, silent takedown the little guy and skip merrily away.
The fuck-up: pulled up last-minute to dodge a surprise mine and crashed into the little guy like Mulan into Shang. Minigunner took offense to me assaulting his friend like that. It hurt.
-Intended to drop down silently behind somebody. Misjudged distance and fell on him instead. I don’t know who was more shocked, but I did feel bad about it. So. Sorry, buddy.
-Intended to pull off a ledge takedown on what they call Platform 2 and what I call Hit-’n-Run Hallway. Bruce decided to clamber over the railing...and onto a mine. Why, Bruce. Why would you do that.
-Crashed through a wall to pull off a fear takedown. Fear takedown foiled due to some sneaky bastard dropping like, five mines RIGHT THERE when I wasn’t looking.
-Hung down to try and gain one more inch to pull off an inverted takedown. SOMEBODY threw a mine up there and Bruce refused to get off before it blew.
-Flicked Batarangs to try and lure a minigunner near a generator. Minigunner decided he’d rather just shoot me, like a dick.
-Froze a minigunner to pull off the ultimate asshole move: spraying explosive gel near him and blasting his ass sky-high while he was stuck there. Got spotted. Insult to injury: Jason decided to monologue about ‘one slip-up, that’s all it’ll take’, which. Wow. You little shit. I give you a library and you hurt me like this. Sharper than a serpent’s tooth, I guess...
-Had time and no disruptor ammo left. Thought I’d have some fun by putting that remote control Batarang to good use. Game took pity after somebody started crying and spawned a minigunner...right under me.
-TRIED to pull off a silent takedown. Bruce thought it would be more fun to drop a smoke pellet. Tried to get the guy anyway, but was blind and...didn’t see the mine below.
-Decided to lay the beatdown on somebody talking smack. Hit him boots-first and sent him down the stairs...but his friends were at the bottom and they killed me. Did I really win? I think no.
@ The GR:W devs who made the Predator missions:
Turn on your location, I just want to talk.
