“I almost wanted to remain anonymous so you didn’t think of this as having been biased... but this is honestly too fun.”
The man, his aura alone immediately recognizable, crossed his hands upon a desk... Watts’ desk, to be precise. The sudden lights flickering to life revealing his face at last, if still obscured by is wide-brimmed hat.
“You’re just so... deluded. Knowledge is nothing if you paint it to your liking, you know?”
He outstretches his lands, leaning back in the chair as its squeaks break the overwhelming silence of the office. “I invite you to tear the universe asunder, then. Break it down to every... last... bit, until it’s nothing but the building blocks of reality itself, and I implore you, Arthur... find me one heap of good. Find me one atom that is better than all the rest.”
“You keep throwing that word around... ‘better’...” He all but spits the word, making a show of shuddering even after he utters it. “A gun is great if you want someone dead, but I wouldn’t exactly trust it to effectively stir my cornflakes.”
“A doctor is who I go to when I need stitches, but not exactly who I call if the sink is clogged.”
“For something to be “better” it needs to have something that is not as good as it.”
“If you remove all the alternatives, then the “best” can be anything. If you want the best thing to hammer a nail be a brick, remove all the hammers. If you want the best thing to cook eggs with be a blowtorch, throw away the oven.”
“There’s a saying I believe has eluded you, maybe because you think it’s ‘cliche’, and that is “History is not determined by who is right, only who is left”.”
“Now, if I’ve made myself clear, then I implore you to stop using those words “better” or “best”. What you want is what you want. It’s not better, worse, indifferent or anything, it’s merely what you-- Well... actually, I’m still not quite convinced even you think that’s what’s best. You just know that it’s what ol’ mother dearest thinks is best.”
“It’s an opinion. One I, and the rest of the world, happen to disagree with. Sorry to say, buddy... I dare think you’re outvoted. My advice? Stick to running a small plot of land like any other crazed farmer. That way you can at least rub what you think is better in the faces of others. Otherwise, what’s even the goddamn point?”