My different incarnations of Velvetfrost and their opinions on vanilla extract:
Wormwoodverse!Velvetfrost: Ant doesn’t understand what it is and assumes that it tastes like vanilla. He steals a bottle from the kitchen and drinks the entire thing. Velvet has to carry him to Corpse’s clinic to get his stomach pumped. He never lets Ant live it down.
BoD!Velvetfrost: Both of them are fully aware that it’s a rare, exotic spice from southern Essos, but does this stop Velvet from trying to dump an entire bottle into his cake mix for the bit? No. Does Ant have to physically stop him by wrestling the bottle out of his hands? Yes.
SO!Velvetfrost: Velvet “pranks” Ant by telling him it tastes delicious. However, vanilla extract is basically like crack cocaine for Crysalasians, which leads to The ZoomiesTM and Ant being subject to batshit insane paranoia hallucinations. Both of them are traumatized.
Flip!Velvetfrost: Velvet has to go to the store on the way to the woods to get cake ingredients, so Ant ends up finding it in his backpack, and despite Velvet’s protests, Ant ends up sticking the entire bottle in his mouth and just. crunch.
He then proceeds to complain about the nasty ass taste for the next hour, while completely oblivious to the bloody, broken glass-filled mess he turned his mouth into. Velvet is fascinated and horrified.
IRWSAYH!Velvetfrost: They both attempt to take shots of it like it’s hard liquor. Gumi has to drag both of them to Ponk. She is disappointed.
