#powermarked

FELIX: It just feels like there’s more space than usual - and the Huxley household has always been rather big, mind you.

FELIX: It wasn’t like this yesterday.

FELIX: I wonder if Father is still here - there’s just hundreds and hundreds of servants.

FATE: Party? To be honest, it’s not really a party. More of a hanging out session.

FATE: …It isn’t - well, the kitchen might be a party, though - if he’s in it.

FELIX: …Who is - oh my god, what’s happening in the kitchen.

???: ARGGHH-! GOD DAMN IT-! FUCKING PIECE OF SHITHEADS-!

 ???: OKAY WHO TOOK MY COFFEE.

VIPER: BE QUIET! MERLIN, YOU MUGGLES ARE SO LOUD!

???: WHOEVER TOOK MY COFFEE  YOUR MOM’S A WH-

???: Oh, hello.

VIPER: Oh? A muggle child?

???: Guys, what’s with all the noise?

???: Isn’t that coffee.

???: Yeah, it is. Wh -

???: *LOUD RAPTOR NOISES*

CRASH!!!

???: JESUS FUCKING CHR -

FATE: *Sigh* Okay. Roll call. One, two, three, four, five - and Felix, six - God, there’s definitely more than six, the last time I checked -

CHAMOMILE: Zzz…. Gloves boy… Goldie. Tan man.

???: …You called?

CHAMOMILE: …Mm… Ghost.

FATE: …Excellent. Now, where’s the other two?

*CREAK*

???: Sorry I’m late. Had to push my cuticles back with the coffee stirrers - oh myGod.

???: I smell a rat in here. Fate, didn’t you just vacuum the place yesterday - oh, nevermind. It’s the curtain bitch boy.

CHAMOMILE: Zzz…Capitalism.. Bi- Austere… there are… children in this room.

AUSTERE: Shut it, shit lips.

CAPITALISM: LANGUAGE. And me? Capitalism? Is it because I spend or make more money than you? ‘Coz both are true.

CHAMOMILE:

CHAMOMILE: Zzz.. Decidedly… I am going to destroy you.

FATE: You need to stop fighting right now. It’s bad for the baby.

GHOST: Who’s the baby?

FATE: Honestly? All of you are. Now clam it.

VIPER: God! You muggles are back at it again with your incessant noise and -

FELIX: I - Hm. Oh my.

???: YOU KNOW I CAN’T FUNCTION WITHOUT MY COFFEE, OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A H -

FATE: Can you STOP FIGHTING FOR ONE SECOND?

??? and ???: ...Oh cr -