#futurelooped

mod jho here!

FELIX: I have returned. Father... Ah, yes, he is hard at work, as usual.... Of course. Alright.

FELIX: I will be residing in my room. Let me know if Father needs anything of me.

FELIX: The hallways seem longer than usual. I don’t believe that there are that many rooms in the Huxley household, but perhaps I was mistaken.

???: *CHATTER CHATTER CHATTER*

???: ...

???: There are more of us in the kitchen, by the way.

FELIX:

FELIX: More of you?

FATE: *Sigh* Okay. Roll call. One, two, three, four, five - and Felix, six - God, there’s definitely more than six, the last time I checked -

CHAMOMILE: Zzz…. Gloves boy… Goldie. Tan man.

???: …You called?

CHAMOMILE: …Mm… Ghost.

FATE: …Excellent. Now, where’s the other two?

*CREAK*

???: Sorry I’m late. Had to push my cuticles back with the coffee stirrers - oh myGod.

???: I smell a rat in here. Fate, didn’t you just vacuum the place yesterday - oh, nevermind. It’s the curtain bitch boy.

CHAMOMILE: Zzz…Capitalism.. Bi- Austere… there are… children in this room.

AUSTERE: Shut it, shit lips.

CAPITALISM: LANGUAGE. And me? Capitalism? Is it because I spend or make more money than you? ‘Coz both are true.

CHAMOMILE:

CHAMOMILE: Zzz.. Decidedly… I am going to destroy you.

FATE: You need to stop fighting right now. It’s bad for the baby.

GHOST: Who’s the baby?

FATE: Honestly? All of you are. Now clam it.

VIPER: God! You muggles are back at it again with your incessant noise and -

FELIX: I - Hm. Oh my.

???: YOU KNOW I CAN’T FUNCTION WITHOUT MY COFFEE, OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A H -

FATE: Can you STOP FIGHTING FOR ONE SECOND?

??? and ???: ...Oh cr -

???: Oh, I’m… Felix.

???: I’m also Felix.

??? We’re also Felix.

???: Felix.

???: Felix.

FELIX: But - but I’m Felix - okay, this is not how we are going about this! We can’t all be Felix!

??? (ORANGE COAT FELIX): Oh, I do suppose that calling us all… Felix would get very confusing and strange. What about nicknames?

FELIX: I’d…  I’d like that, actually.

CHAMOMILE: You may call me Chamomile. It’s a pleasure to meet you. Or Chamo, if Chamomile gets too annoying. Hmmm… the man with the red scarf can be called Fate. The boy with the robotic eye is Flower, and the one holding him is Clover. The boy on the swivel chair is Viper.

VIPER: What the fuck is this muggle shit?

CHAMOMILE: And I shall introduce you to the rest of the… Felixes… Felixi? Later.