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hey jlb i love you but like i don't think you really understand what a spinoff isš¤š¤

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Who dies out, who lives on, who tells the story?
Iām working on a Project Goldenhand post, and I ended up running stats on the Paramount families of Westeros.Ā
Hereās the list of noble families whoāve reached the status of high nobility or royalty:
Starks of the North
Lannisters of the Westerlands
Tyrells of the Reach
Tullys of the Riverlands
Greyjoys of the Iron Islands
Baratheons of the Stormlands
Arryns of the Vale
Martells of Dorne
Targaryens of Dragonstone
Okay! Of these nine families, who have been royalty, and for how long?
Royal families for thousands of years pre-Conquest:
Stark
Lannister
Arryn
Royal families for about 1000 years pre-Conquest:
Martell
Royal family for 300-ish years:
Targaryen
Royal family for 16 years:
Baratheon
Raised to Paramount status by the Targaryens:
Tully
Tyrell
Greyjoy
Baratheon
The next question is, just of those families who have been royalty, how long have they been known as noble houses in Westeros?
1000s of years:
Stark
Lannister
Arryn
Martell
114 years pre-Conquest:
Targaryen
Just before Conquest:
Baratheon
Now, of all the major houses, how many have had POV chapters?
2 or more POV characters in all five extant books:
Stark
At least 1 POV character in all five extant books:
Lannister
1 POV character in 4 books:
Targaryen
At least 1 POV character in 3 books:
Greyjoy
At least 1 POV character in 2 books:
Martell
No POV chapters anywhere:
Tully
Tyrell
Arryn
Baratheon
Now Iām going to indulge in a bit of speculation, but itās well-informed speculation, especially having watched Seasons 5-7 of GOT. Which of these families are likely to survive the series?
Survival highly probable:
Stark
Lannister
Tully
Targaryen
Greyjoy
Survival less probable:
Tyrell
Fucked sideways:
Baratheon
Martell
Arryn
Drumroll: the only families in Westeros who a) Have been a known, reliable presence in Westeros for thousands of years, b) were royal families of their provinces pre-Conquest, c) have a consistent POV presence in the books, and d) stand a good chance of having at least one named family member survive the series, are:
the Starks of Winterfell
the Lannisters of Casterly Rock
POV monikers in TWOW
I was going through my old posts looking for something else, and...theĀ āsomething elseā may be too long ago to find by mere scrolling. BUT! There was some posting on the question of Jaime having nicknames for his POV chapters in TWOW.Ā
There havenāt been any rumors on the subject that I know of, so itās not like I have any suggestions of canon-sourced nicknames. (Hell, itās not even guaranteed that Jaime will have POV chapters in TWOW. Iām fairly sure he will, but thatās based on patterns, not news.) Iām just pulling monikers out of thin air.
POV spread, continued
Going from last post:
1st observation is that, of all the POV characters who havenāt been cut from the show, ALL of them were introduced no later than ACOK. Within the first two books, all the storytellers relevant enough to be cast on Game of Thrones were on the board, though some of them had to wait longer to get POV chapters.
Right?
Now, of those characters, Iāll separate them into tiers based on when they appeared and how long before they got POVs, and for each one Iāll give the number of chapters they have, with the number of books in which they get any chapters.