These quotes are gonna be funny when i finally get into the nitty gritty of my story i swear-
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Will first meeting Nix: Nixiaria doesn’t look very happy. Jack: That's their happy. She's just a bitch.
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Barbossa: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person. _____________________________
Barbossa: "I lost a bet." Barbossa: The second-most ominous phrase in existence. Jack curious: What's the first? Barbossa: "Let's make a bet."
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Teenage Jack sparrow: Hey, check out what i stole! *Jack sparrow presents the wicked wench* Nixiaria: Jack, that’s bad luck… Jack: Chill out, Nixiaria! Davy Jones, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?! Jack and Nixiaria: *screams*
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(Bretheren Court fist fighting in the background while shots are heard) Barbossa: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
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Teen Nixiaria: Can I ask you for a favor? Teen Jack: I would literally die for you, but continue. Teen Nixiaria calpso standing in the far distance: ..We need to talk about you starting sentences that way...
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Will: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time. Jack: cracks knuckles Manslaughter it is!
