Me: knock knock
Her/@schattensaenger: who's there?
Me: *smiling widely* Pizza!
Her: Pizza who?
Me: Every pizza me loves every pizza you. *excited about my pick up line*
Her: *cricket noises* huh.. wait...
Me: *losing my mind bec it's so funny how she didn't get it*
Her: wait... wait... I don't get it...
*more cricket noises*
Her: AH!!! HAHAHAHA!! AWWW!!! EVERY PIZZA ME LOVES EVERY PIZZA YOU TOO!
















