#postsandrecourse

Jon - half a lager and on a different planet. One sambuca and he dies

Martin - floral gin and lemonade. Lots of ice and two slices of lemon. Pale ale when he’s trying to fit in

Tim - gives me desperados vibes. any bottle beer with a lime. 1 pink gin and he’s declaring himself the wolf king. Knows all the words to Judas by lady gaga in the clerb, hoe magnet

Sasha - double watermelon vodka tonic, no ice. Either it’s cold or someone’s getting review bombed

Not!Sasha - shoe polish

Daisy - beer. refuses to specify. bartender in tears. professional hoe scarer

Melanie - vodka on ice. and not the nice stuff either

Gerry - ginger beer with mdma in it

Gertrude - glass of ice cubes she crunches to establish dominance

Larry - red wine. more of a rosé man at heart but doesn’t need to give his wife more ammunition for thinking he’s gay than she already has

Adam - theres a bar i used to go to a lot that had a beer on tap just called ‘cheap shit beer’. that

Mandy - sober now but no double vodka sugar free red bull was safe when she was on the prowl

Lynn - dry white wine. also cleaning fluid

Hoffman - a guinness man. no-one ever pours it right tho so he’s never had a good pint. stouts in general, get the fella a beamish

Strahm - pretends to be a Guinness man. drinks a nice g&t but would kill you and then himself if you caught him. oomf said he gets a pint of espresso martini nd pretends it’s a Guinness

Perez - a nice crisp lager, cider when it’s nice out

John - mayonnaise