Feb 10, 2017
A cry for help
#Daily Telegraph#Bare knees#Bare cheek#Sir#My patience is worn thin#I would have an answer sir#YES INDEED I WOULD SIR#Anybody#Anybody at all#Sensible reason#Postmen#But not their female colleagues#Postwomen#Whatever you're supposed to call them these days#Posties#Postesses#Postrixes#They insist#They insist upon themselves Lois#Doing their rounds#Wearing shorts#BLOODY SHORTS I ASK YOU#In all weathers#Well let's see#They're walking miles every day#Carrying heavy bags of mail#Up and down stairs and driveways#Hmmmmm#Yes Henry why anyone would favour shorts in that sort of work is entirely beyond me#Great mysteries of our time
