First, the unexpected and unexplained break up, then his sudden disappearance with only a bone to remember him by.
First, waking up to the downfall of your people at your hands, then the orb to fix it all is destroyed while trying to save the world you planned to erase.
if i keep looking at it, itâll never get finished. so hereâ *shoves at fandom*
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I'm sorry you're in a funk, love. *big hugs* Prompt for you! Athena, Leafy, and Kain go around Skyhold on a calm day and somehow, shenanigans ensue, preferably involving Cullen.
I blame you. Warning: I kind of got carried away listening to ABBA and this ended up silly.Â
They all were gathered in the War Room, save for the Commander. Â
The Spymaster paced on the opposite side of the table with her hands clasped behind her back, a wicked spark of mischief on her face. âAre you sure you are up for this? It could very well be the most difficult mission of your lives.â
Athena and Leafy looked to one another and nodded, crossing their arms over their chest in unison. The matron of the pair arched a brow and looked down to the war table. There werenât any new markers on the board and they hadnât shifted since the morning meeting. What could have changed? âWhenever youâre ready, Lady Leliana.â
âWe have an important visitor coming in today, but it is important that we keep her from the Commander at all costs. At least not until the dinner at sunset that will be in tavern. Sheâs a surprise â and doesnât want anyone spoiling it.â The former bard continued on, rearranging some of Cullenâs pieces in an obvious attempt to mess with him in the future. The Commander loved having his ducks in a row, and that especially included his pieces for the War Table, which had been used less and less since Corypheusâs defeat almost a year prior.
It was Leafyâs turn to talk. She put one hand on the table and leaned forward, expression suddenly turned into one of annoyance. âWho is this âimportant visitorâ? If theyâre so fancy, why are they getting a dinner at the tavern? Wouldnât Ambassador Montilyet be putting something better together?â Â
Leliana, as if preparing for a dramatic reveal, turned towards the table and met the young elfâs eyes by slamming both of her hands on the table. Leafy didnât flinch one bit. âBecause the guest is the Commanderâs sister - â Â
âMia?!â Athena nearly screeched, eyes widening in happiness and shock. Â
âNone other. She wants to surprise him for his name day â since he never takes a moment to breathe for himself. It is your job to keep him distracted and out of the tavern and main courtyard today. Athena, can the Inquisitor keep Kain today so you can keep track of their movements? It will give you some warning to when you are close to colliding.â She knew she was right. The connection between her and her wolf reminded her of a familiar like she used to read about in books or watch on shows. She knew that right now he was sleeping in a pile of the Commanderâs clothes that he made a bed of most nights. Â
âThat will work. How long do we have before she gets here?â Leliana looked outside to determine the sunâs height before pressing her lips together.
âNot long â sheâs due to arrive at midday. I would be off. Heâs probably on the training grounds or in his office.â Athena grabbed her daughterâs hand and took off through the Keep. Things had been just as busy since the fall of the Tevinter Magister, but in a different way. There were more nobility visits, but the troops were sent off on different peace-keeping missions. Not a day went by that Skyhold wasnât bustling as it always had been. Â
Cullen ended up being in his office surrounded by a pile of papers. He was sitting with one head in one hand and the other writing feverishly on a piece of parchment. Athena didnât even bother to knock; he knew better than to expect her to. The first time she burst in he had just thrown a lyrium vial at the door and it sliced her foot open. He looked up with a glance and raised fingers in greeting before drumming them against his head. âMorning.â
Leafy had a child-like grin on her face and strode over, instantly jumping on his desk to sit on its edge. âGâmorning, Commander!â Â
Cullen blinked twice before looking up to the rebellious teenâs mother. Athena merely laughed, coming to kiss her on the top of the head. âAthena. Levâadin. To what do I owe the pleasure?â
Leafy opened her mouth to speak but Athena nudged her in the arm to shut her up, leaning on her daughterâs shoulder before looking down to the parchment that Cullen was writing on. They were updates on the Keep and different mission reports written by his lieutenants. âWe are here to save you from a day of what looks to be incredibly boring paperwork. What do you say? Lunch over a game of chess?â Â
He rubbed the back of his neck and sat back in his chair, looking over the two women with an assessing gaze. âWhy do I have the suspicion that ânoâ is not an answer I can give?â Â
Athena gave him a playful wink. âBecause youâre learning, Commander. Come on, we donât want to waste any time.â Â
She reached forward to grab him by his overcoat but he pushed back in large, wooden chair until he was out of reach. âAllow me to at least finish this missive â it wonât take long. Kainâs been whining for attention anyway.â Â
Leafy looked to the black wolf who was pathetically wagging his tail while glancing up from his laying position on Cullenâs old clothes. He emitted a soft whine as the young elf narrowed her gaze at him. âHe needs to hunt.â She walked over and sat down so that the wolf could rest his head in her lap. The wagging of his tail accelerated as she found his favorite spots behind his ears and underneath his chin. Â
By the time they got to their third game of chess, Kain was dutifully with the Inquisitor and the group was exploring the battlements since the Commander was absent from his usual post. Athena positioned him just right so he wouldnât be able to see the walls of the Keep at all. Plus, he was just a competitive warrior his entire attention was on the board. During the course of the Inquisition, he, Dorian, Solas, and Bull would play her in chess. On Earth, she had maybe played once or twice a year, but now she was fluent in three different styles. Qunari was the most difficult but it was rigidly straight forward. Â
Leafy was napping on the stone bench next to them under the gazebo, her toe tapping in the air to an imaginary beat. Cullen made a hum of decision-making before moving his piece forward, taking one of her pawns. âHow have things been, Athena?â
She moved her bishop to take the piece he had just moved nonchalantly, swapping them out with a quick gesture. âGreat, actually. My people are getting settled in the Emerald Graves and Iâm due for a trip to visit them. Supposedly the bears are getting restless with a dragon so close nearby.â Â
He huffed a chuckle under his breath. âAre you going to slay this one as well?â Â
She smiled, feeling a light ache in her dragonâs scar across her belly. âI donât plan on it. Can you shoo away a dragon?â Â
Cullen couldnât help but laugh at her, moving his last piece into position. âNot likely but I would love to see you try. Checkmate.â Â
Athena frowned before leaning back in her chair, checking in with Kain through their connection. I smell flowers! The wolf remarked with excitement, leading her to think they were coming to the part of the battlements that dropped down to the halls beside where they were sitting. She stood from the chair with a faux-expression of boredom. âAll this defeat makes me crave wine, how about a glass, Cullen? Not you, Levâadin. One glass will have you falling from my tower.â She shut down the teenager before she could even ask. Â
âI have enjoyed playing, but I should really get back to work, Athena.â He pled, standing with her while glancing around. She needed to keep his attention on her and Leafy so she wrapped her arm around his shoulder and led him towards the main hall. Â
âFirst - wine. Iâll help you with some of your letters and bring some of my own.â They breached the great hall and she pushed him towards the cellars. âGo pick your favorite and meet me back here.â Â
He looked to her with a miffed expression before succumbing to her demands, rolling his eyes with a half-smile. As he left ear-shot she leaned down to Leafy and whispered, âRemember that wind swirl spell I taught you?â Â
The young mage nodded enthusiastically with a wicked grin spreading on her lips. âGo cast it and fade-step back here like nothing happened. Open the window but then close the door on your way back.â She saluted to her mother and took off like a bullet towards Cullenâs office. He returned a few minutes later with a basket of sorts. Â
âI think I got everything, shall we go?â Athena nodded and took the basket from him, smiling while panicking on the inside that Leafy wouldnât be back in time. But thankfully she appeared from a side-door like nothing was wrong even though her hair was slightly frizzier than before she left. The Commander didnât seem to notice and they continued talking until they reached his office. He pushed open the door for them but then his jaw dropped at the utter destruction that was now his office. The papers were blown everywhere and the pile that was Kainâs bed was hanging from the ladder up to his loft. Â
It was like a literal tornado had torn through his office, and Athena couldnât have been prouder. Â
There wasnât a single piece of paper that was in place. The look of shock on Cullenâs face was priceless. Athena instantly gasped, putting her hand on his shoulder while looking around in feigned terror. âWhat happened? How could this of - âShe then looked to the side. âOh, Cullen, the window is open. You know how this season brings strong winds up into the mountain.â
âStrong winds? This was -!â He lost the words and put his hand to his forehead instead, taking in a deep controlled breath before letting it out in a sigh. âLetâs get to work then. The missives were dated so those should be easier to organize. The restâŠwill have to be done later.â Â
Hours. It took hours to put the office back together again and the entire time Leafy and Athena would exchange secret, knowing glances. Cullen almost enjoyed reorganizing his office, the detail maniac that he was. Things were tidier by the time they were done and the sun was beginning to set. The Commander finally sat down in his chair and looked at his desk with an expression that she could only describe as pride. It was something she understood, the feeling of a job well done. Â
Athena felt a sharp jolt in the back of her head and she knew it was Kain. She pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed, closing her eyes to that she could see through the eyes of her wolf. Rathein and Mia were bending over her companion with smiles, scratching behind his ears while going, âCan she hear us boy?â Kain nodded and gave a small yelp. âOh good! Hey Athena, weâre in the tavern now but weâre setting up. Just donât let him come here but get him riled up okay?â Â
A rambunctious blonde woman leaned in, her curls coming over her shoulders as she smiled. âSisterâs orders!â
Kain then returned to receiving his affections and Athena faded back into her own consciousness. She didnât know it but Cullen had stood up and walked over to her and put his hands on her shoulders, looking her up and down. âAthena, are you alright?â Â
âHeadache.â She lied, giving him a smile before shrugging underneath his touch. Leafy cleared her throat to the side, tapping her foot impatiently. Just as she was about to speak the door burst open to the side, Kain running in at a full sprint. He ran circles around the Commander and Leafy then pushed himself in front of Athena before bending down into a play bow, his tail furiously wagging. This would have been typical behavior for him just before dinner time, save for the fact that he was wearing Cullenâs helm. âI think we found the source of your tornado, Commander.â Athena teased while silently praising her companion. Â
âAndraste help me â Kain, get back here!â Â
The chase began. Â
Levâadin had been right, Kain was in desperate need of a hunt. Skyhold, for as large as it was, could be a prison for a natural born hunter. They raced down the battlements and through the courtyard, Leafy and Athena laughing the whole time. It was also the first she had really seen Cullen sprint in nearly full armor. At one point she thought he was enjoying the chase but then she caught a glance at his expression. It was pure competition at that point. Â
Athena gestured for Leafy to go ahead to the tavern and lead Kain there. They had played long enough. Kain made a sharp turn down the stairs out of sight towards the meeting place for the evening. Leafy was hot on his tail and they were all en route to get there in seconds. The door to the tavern opened and Rathein stuck her head out, mouthing âone more minuteâ while allowing Kain and Leafy to enter before slamming the door shut just as Athena and Cullen came close. Â
She cursed under her breath and rubbed the back of her neck, thinking of a way to buy time before pointing to the side of the building. âI think he ran this way. He loves smelling what the kitchen is cooking.â Â
âI really think he came into the tavern â did you not hear that door slam?â Cullen asked between winded breaths. They both looked ragged and worn down but she wasnât going to give up so easily. Â
âHey - shapeshifter magic, remember? Come on this way. Heâs probably lost energy like us and needs a place to sleep.â They went to the side and she led the âsearchâ in all of the nooks and crannies She heard a loud groan behind him and turned just in time to see him throw his hands in the air. Â
âWhat are you playing at?â Shit. âEver since this morning, you and your daughter have just been odd. It was fun but Iâve lost an entire day of work and -â He itched the back of his head and allowed his hand to drop, trying to reign in the frustration on his face. âIâm going to cool myself down with a meal and return to my duties. Youâre free to join, but no more nonsense.â
Not enough time. She panicked, which was silly considering the topic, but her body thought quicker than her mind. Soon she was gripping his shoulder and turning him to face her, his back nearly against the side of the tavern. âWhat?â He asked curtly even with some of the frustration falling from his voice. Â
She could only think of one thing that would pause him, or at least silence him for enough time. She bit her bottom lip before collecting her bravery, gripping him by the overcoat and pulling him towards her. He didnât fight it, but as she pressed her lips against his she heard him gasp. It wasnât entirely unexpected between them, but she had hoped for a better moment. It took a second, but he sighed, relaxed, and cupped her face between his hands and fully accepted the kiss.  His entire presence shouted warm. It enveloped her and replaced the butterflies that represented panic with affection. His war-worn hands brushed over her skin and sent a shudder down her spine. She moved until his back was pressed against the tavern behind him and they broke apart at the sound of the door opening. âKain! Where did you get this?â Ratheinâs voice called out in amusement. âWe need to return this to the Commander.â Cullen chuckled under his breath, eyes completely fixed on her mouth as he ran his thumb over her bottom lip. âI suppose we should make her search shorter. Can we talk about this later?â Athena could only manage a nod while pushing him towards the tavern door playfully. He looked over his shoulder back at her with a boyish smile on his lips, rubbing the back of his neck as he greeted the Rathein. âI see you have captured the thief, Inquisitor.â  âOh yes he is inside, can you help me pry your helm off of him?â She asked, opening the door as Athena rounded the corner to usher them both inside. The moment he cleared the door there was a loud, resounding scream. âSurprise!â  âMaker help me - â He cursed at the group of people, his eyes narrowing in on his sister. Athena saw him stiffen, he had admitted to being almost distant with his family since joining the Templars. But that rigidness faded away once Mia brought him in for a tight hug. Once she was done with him she moved to Athena, wrapping her arms around her and nearly lifting her from the ground.  âThank you, Athena! I knew you could do it!â  Once she was firmly back on the ground she laughed, fighting the blush on her face and chest. Mia spun and went to grab food with the Inquisitor as Cullen walked over to her, a single brow raised as he crossed his arms over his chest. âI shouldâve known my sister was involved. Only she can bring such chaos to a place. That wasnât - er â idea was it?â He asked with his voice growing soft, eyes dropping to the ground between them before shyly meeting her gaze.  Athena shook her head with a genuine smile, putting a hand on his shoulder to turn him towards the group. âSilly Lion, of course not.âÂ
Posting the first part of the Florimond long drabble/short fic and will likely update it over the weekend! Still relatively SFW here, but the second part wonât be. Sort of a companion piece to Visne mihi nubere? (I think I can already hear @chupacabrasmustdie and @jijilechat screaming at the title <3)
Charming her way into the dungeons had been easy. Persuading the guard to lend her the keys to his cell had posed more of a challenge, but it was hardly reminiscent of the thrills sheâd experienced as a player of The Game. The prisoner barely reacted at the sound of the key in the lock, though she did notice the slightest twitch of his nose as he caught the scent of her perfume. Jasmine, rose absolute and orange flowers.
âWell, you certainly look dreadful.â She still spoke softly whenever she visited him. The way her voice echoed in the dungeons was unsettling. His laugh was a harsh, crackling sound.
âYou always know just how to make me feel better, amata.â
âWhen was the last time you shaved, Livius?â she asked, tugging playfully at his beard as she crouched down next to him. âOr do you plan to become unrecognisable, like Rainier? To escape and start a new life with the Grey Wardens? I fear they just might recognise you.â He snorted.
âAnd what would be the point? Aeliana told me herself. Corypheus is...â
âYes, he is gone. And does that mean you give up on Tevinter? On...â She caught herself before she faltered. âEverything?â For a moment he looked as if he might answer, and she took the opportunity to slide onto the bedroll on the opposite side of the cell. Uncomfortable as it was, it at least seemed relatively clean. Still, she was careful not to let her fur cloak touch the ground.
âThis provides an opportunity,â Florianne continued, stretching her legs out towards him. âWith the Breach sealed, the Inquisition has fulfilled its purpose. There is no reason for its continued existence...they may begin to release prisoners who are no longer perceived as a threat.â
âTurncoats,â he said bluntly, though she noticed he didnât flinch when her boot grazed his thigh. âYou hate wearing flat shoes.â She laughed.
âI do.â He began to unlace one, fingers caressing the leather with a familiar tenderness. She had almost forgotten how delicate his hands could be. âYour loyalty to your master is admirable.â Stupid, but nonetheless admirable. The boot slipped off her calf. âEven after you made him an offer and failed to deliver. Some time ago, you also made me an offer...â She felt his hands tense as he began to unlace the other boot.
âAn offer you made it quite clear you had no interest in.â
âWhy would you think that?â He slid the second boot off, carefully setting it to the side.
âOh, perhaps it was the way you teased me mercilessly for weeks afterwards? Or the way you laughed at the very idea that I thought you might even entertain such a notion? Kaffas, I-â Her foot pressed against the inside of his thigh again and he barely suppressed a whimper.
âI didnât yet give you my answer. Arenât you interested?â