Chat Noir : Adrien, Adrien, Adrien... All the girls are fighting over him! No one's fighting over me! Open your eyes, ladies! I'm much more charming, funnier, and a thousand times better dressed than him!
Ladybug : *slowly slides in* Oh hey, there's a fight for Adrien? Mind if I join?
Lila/Onichan : ... Ladybug?
Chat Noir : What-
Ladybug : Oh wait, let me call someone first!
-5 mins later-
Chloe : What is this that I've heard about a fight for Adrikins!?
Chat Noir : (... kill me. Just kill me now).exe just stopped
Ladybug : Hey there Chloe! Good to see you! See the fight is-
Chloe : Wait! *holding her hand up* Where's Dupain-Cheng?
Ladybug : -over there... WHAT!? Wait, what do you mean where's Dupain-Cheng?!
Chloe : Duh! Marinette Dupain-Cheng! And here I thought that girl must have gotten here before me! Tch! Wait a min, Ladybug, let me call her before her precious Adrikins is gone before she knew it
Chat Noir : *suddenly wakes up from the death* ... wait, what?! You mean Marinette likes Adrien?! Surely not!
Ladybug : ... And why would you know, exactly...?
Chat Noir : Of course I knew! I mean she confessed to me before----erm, nothing!
Chloe : Blergh! She confessed to you? I guess Dupain-Cheng does have a type with blonde hair and green eyes. I mean, it's kind of pathetic knowing at how such great lengths she does to practically worshipping him. I mean, taking away her credits of making his birthday gift just for the sake of his smile? Pathetic! And not to mention, digging out trash for Adrien's valentine poem, blergh! Oh, and I've heard that she's the one who setting up a date for Adrikins with than fencer girl he met because Dupain-Cheng hates to see him so upset? Talk about losers! And the fact that she's actually jealous at the premiere seeing Adrikins with that Kagami, but she doesn't exactly do anything that I said properly to humiliate that girl is really pathetic! Ridiculous!
Chat Noir : .... omg, I love her
Ladybug : !?
Chat Noir : -not! No, I didn't say anything!
