ooh okay anon.. have a placating cookie... 🍪

somehow more chewable than turkspa. there is something a bit more mature about them almost, similar as they are. but yes, so, love love love turkport. they have the capability to be so soft and gentle, so passionate and wild, so fiery and cruel. i love the angst. i love the fluff. they're versatile, you know? endless possibilities. i want them to be together and end each other - to fly so high and to then come crashing down, hand in hand <3

i kept umming and ahing with this one. part of me sees some potential in it, though i don't know if i see them as romantic partners as such. but at the same time, it's not... really my cup of tea? i've written it before from a request but it was quite a challenge. i think their dynamic as i see it does not make them too compatible...

HOW COME I IMMEDIATELY KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE ONE OF THE FEW TO SEND ME SOMETHING 😩😩

Ofc bestie I gotchu 💙

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PortVene:

⪼ When they cuddle, Vene is often the little spoon. Why? Honest answer, tits. Sweeter answer, he likes the way Afonso smells and the feeling of being held.

⪼ They take turns cooking because they both enjoy it too much. They cook together on weekends, tho! That kitchen is full of spices, kitchenware, and useless decorations (def farm themed. They have roosters)

⪼ Oh my god these two dumbasses do karaoke together. And!! And they will quiz one another on specific songs in their respective languages!!

⪼ SPEAKING OF!! They dance together in the kitchen too much. They have burnt their dinner before because of it. When a good song comes on, they just need to hold one another and sway to the beat, spin a lil, just have fun!

⪼ They sleep chaotic as FUCK bro listen.. Port isn't a starfish, but he is very much sprawled out and he has long hair, so.. it goes everywhere! Italy, on the otherhand, is very much a fucking starfish. He once kicked Afonso in his sleep and this pretty boy is a very light sleeper. Vene isn't. Vene has slept through a volcano erupting. Also, their body temperatures clash. They are sweaty, heater boys! So they have to keep their room super cold in order to cuddle. 😭

This is a gift for @shakaxmoon Hope you like it.

For @hetalia-exchange-gift

Day 2 (August 17th): Ocean for @portvene-week !!!

This put a huge, dopey smile on my face. They are just too cute!

So idk if youve heard of Portugal x North Italy before…its a rlly obscure ship. but like please just imagine ftm! Portugal and North Italy 😳

I want Italy to fucking ram himself into Portugal’s pussy - I want him to dominate that man, make him wet and throbbing and begging.

i want Portugal to lay on top of Italy and make breathy moans while Italy rubs and fingers his pussy,,,just hhghhhfg 😩🥵

actually inspired by hetarehetalia's historical portvene post