#poospray

I think by now we all understand that “poopourri” sprays work. Exactly how they work is actually really simple:

You sprits an oil-based spray into the water in your toilet boil before you use the facilities, and the oils in the spray spread out across the surface of the water creating what is basically a smell barrier. Once your “item” has been delivered, the stink is trapped beneath the oily surface water, and thus, cannot get out to let everyone in the area know what you’ve been up to lately.

The key ingredient in any of these “poo sprays” are the oils. Other ingredients, such as antioxidants, surfactants, emulsifiers and antifungal preservatives only aid in making the odor eliminating sprays more effective. Sprays that use essential oils typically serve one function only, which is to be used as a poo-spray. This is because many essential oils are skin, eye and lung irritants, or they may stain fabrics.

When creating our own line of sprays, Flame Noir Candle Co. took into consideration the concept that a single product should be useable for a variety of household functions. Using natural, premium fragrance oils, we created a formula that is air and fabric safe, while also working to cover the grosser elements of pipe and tobacco smells, and the even grosser elements of straight-up poop smells. We wanted one product that could serve multiple functions - but we took something else into consideration, too:

Not everyone in the world likes the scent of strong floral sprays.

That’s the bottom line. So, while we do offer several floral scent varieties, we also offer scents ranging from coffee and tobacco to leather and sandalwood.

Just remember, folks: It’s your life. Don’t let others tell you you’ve got to tolerate a sickly-sweet cover-up scent just to enjoy the benefits of a secret poop.

AVAILABLE SCENTS:

221B Baker St. / Featured Detective: Sherlock Holmes - An elementary blend of aged leather and savory pipe tobacco, nuanced with hints of Oriental opium and oud wood - RECOMMENDED FOR PIPE, CIGAR & TOBACCO SMOKERS

52nd St. Speakeasy / Featured Detective: Nick Charles - A top shelf blend of warm, fragrant tobacco, wittily intertwined with an ample dose of sweet and spicy bourbon whiskey

8411 ½ Sunset Strip / Featured Detective: Lew Archer - A wily blend of fresh Italian bergamot, frothy, old fashioned shaving soap and the aromatic spice of whole dried cloves

Cahuenga 615 / Featured Detective: Philip Marlowe - A mysterious blend of rich Colombian coffee, Cuban tobacco, and the masculine scents of a noir-era barbershop

City South / Featured Detective: DI Jack Robinson - A straight-laced blend of tweed and freshly pressed linen, complimented by the warm aromas of masculine frankincense, rich leather, and crisp bergamot

Hotel Normandie - A sassy cocktail of intoxicating jasmine, upscale bergamot, and the amouros whimsy of whole vanilla bean

Hercule’s Christmas / Featured Detective: Hercule Poirot - A dignified blend of teakwood, citrus, vetiver and pine trees for a Jazz Age holiday filled with mystery and delight

Hercule’s Rose / Featured Detective: Hercule Poirot - An honorary blend of pink Victorian roses, vetiver & jasmine, delightful bergamot, and a hint of grooming tonic

Hunter-Dulin Bldg. / Featured Detective: Sam Spade - A commanding blend of fresh tobacco, Indian sandalwood, aged leather and the smoldering intensity of wood smoke

Mitchell House / Featured Detective: Miss Pinkerton - An orderly blend of crisp linen, creamy vanilla and the fresh, floral bouquet of magnolia and lilac in bloom

Queen Anne St. / Featured Detective: Dr. John Watson - A faithful blend of proper British East Indian black tea, and the astute botanical aromas of deep, resin-rich heartwoods

St. Mary Mead / Featured Detective: Miss Marple - A prudent blend of fragrant black tea, fresh cotton, whispering jasmine, and the soft, airy scents of an English garden

Wardlow House - An intriguing blend of French lavender, elegant bergamot, playful vanilla, and the fiery spice of freshly ground cinnamon

Whitehaven Mansions - A distinguished blend of Belgian chocolate, blooming poppies, and the aroma of old fashioned grooming tonic