Poorly explaining Murdle books(minus Murdle junior because I haven’t read them yet)
Volume 1: Sherlock Holmes if it were set in the modern day and Sherlock was an autistic Chess nerd, Watson was an tarot card reading rich dude who lived faking his death and they were even more gay with each other. Also, Hollywood sucks.
Volume 2: a cautionary tale about how you should always read your voicemails, because it might tell you where you missing husband has gone to and you wouldn’t end up being nearly publicly executed by a bunch of cannibalistic communists. Also, Politics Suck.
Volume 3: Our favourite definitely straight detectives are now on the run from [INSERT CORRUPT COMPANY HERE] as they make jabs at the spy fiction genre and accidentally burn an entire town to the ground after killing Elon musk. Also, AI sucks.
School of Mystery: Highschool AU: The Book(Complete with complicated Queer young love!).
Case of the Seven skulls: Once again, our Favourite definitely straight detectives are back as they have to help a racist old man get his definitely stolen skulls back from a lesbian thief which derails into scooby doo mystery’s like a corn field, Definitely not the Titanic and angsty Frankenstein that The autistic Sherlock Holmes relates to. They are right to not trust the racist old man.
Merry Murdle: Santa Claus is real and so is the Murdle sex tape.
















