New HC: some of the other southern states will tell really stupid and corny jokes to fluster Texas cuz they’re so stupid and he blushes purely out of second hand embarrassment.
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Georgia, walking up to Kentucky and Texas, who were both in the kitchen: Hey hey Ken- I got one for you
Kentucky and Tex under their breath: Oh no….
Georgia: The fitness trainer asked me what kind of squat I was doin’ today, and I said, "Diddly."
*Ken and Geo burst out laughing and Texas is just smiling like he’s contemplating on putting a gun barrel in his mouth*
Ken, still laughing his *$$ off: Get out cuz you aint doin’ diddly…. Squat.
*both start wheezing again*
Tex: *takes shot of whiskey and just slides down counter on to the floor holding his face in his hands cuz he’s blushing out second hand embarrassment*
Geo and Ken, running over two him trying to move his hands from his face: C’mon~ it was funny and you know it~
Tex, still contemplating on putting a gun barrel in his mouth: Omg shut up…. JUST SHOOT ME ALREADY-
Ken: Now why would we go and do that? It is WAY more fun to embarrass you.
Geo: Exactly.
Tex: I’m bouta kick y’all in the family jewels-
