count 1: European -GUILTY
count 2: gay -GUILTY
count 3: emo -GUILTY
count 4: loser -GUILTY
count 5: pretentious shithead -GUILTY
count 6: mommy issues -GUILTY
count 7: daddy issues -GUILTY (stated by rick, unfortunately)
count 8: sibling issues -GUILTY
count 9: crush on straight guy -GUILTY
count 10: holds human bones dramatically for some reason -GUILTY
count 11: like 6 mental illnesses -GUILTY
count 12: deficient in every known vitimin -GUILTY
count 13: "diversity plant" -GUILTY
count 14: homeless at like 11 -GUILTY
count 15: been to hell twice -GUILTY
count 16: religious trauma -GUILTY
count 17: gets rizzed up in active war zones -GUILTY
count 18: bf has a crush on his stepmum -GUILTY
count 19: forging doctors notes -GUILTY
count 20: pookie -GUILTY















