#poor maru

Janiben 200715

Janiben 20200722

Janiben 2020.03.25

Janiben 200401 

Boobs & butt talk part 2 

Yoko:  there’s a saying that men will prefer butts more when they get older? 

Hina: from boobs right 

Yoko: I'm quite old, but I'm not interested in butts, I've been waiting for when will I like butts

Hina: Is it because you haven’t met a really soft pair of boobs? If you do, you will graduate from there & move on to butts 

Everyone: that’s right 

Yoko: Everyone was satisfied before so they moved to the butts? 

Hina: Just an example

Yoko: Hasn't Ohkura already moved to liking butts? 

Kura: What do you mean by "already"?! lol yes, I’ve already moved on 

hina: to the next stage on 

Yoko: When you were young? 

Kura: That's right 

Yoko: What about you, Maru?

 Maru: Recently i changed back to liking boobs

Janiben 2020.01.29

Remember Maru was so late that he rushed to the Janiben studio because he overslept from drinking & missed nearly all of the recording (ep 2019.11.27). He sincerely apologized in the show & said he would never be late again.

Yoko: Follow-ups have taken place since then.

maru: Oi! Do you have to mention that!

kura: You were also late for Nippontv rehearsal!

maru: Enough! It's going to be on Yahoo news again!

Yoko: That happened (2 or 3 days after the last time he was late for janiben). Late again.

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So Yoko told a story of how Maru was very upset & regretful for being late this time & promised to quit drinking.

maru: I’ll never drink again! I want to quit drinking for a year!

Yoko: It's too harsh not to drink for a year!

maru: No, I really can't be late.

hina: Can you really not drink for a year? It's hard, can you do it?

maru: Isn't a year too difficult though.....? (Begins to doubt himself)

kura: its fine ! It's okay, just don’t be late! Don't worry about it!

maru: you sure~~~?

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Then Hina told a story about how kura invited him to drink. When they all had finished work and were ready to go home;

kura: maru san is working very hard today, let's have a drink together!

Janiben 19.11.28

Maru, who was 1 hour and 15 minutes late, finally arrived at Janiben Studios. He didn’t even have time to shave

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maru: I'm sorry ...

hina: We are nearly finished filming!

maru: Sorry, thank you very much (for waiting) ... I overslept again in the train and went to Kobe by mistake... I'm really sorry

hina: (shocked)

Yoko: You fell asleep again?! Just now! You disappeared while we were chatting in the LINE group! The others also said that this guy is absolutely sleeping again! Sure enough, you fell asleep!

kura: How could you have overslept twice in a day?

maru: 🙇🏻‍♂️💦💦

Yoko: Did you sleep well?

maru: I slept really well……