Genos: Why aren’t we dating?
Saitama: Is there a point to that? We already live like a married couple so why not just skip dating and go straight to marriage?
Genos: If the point of getting married is to spend our lives together, until death do us part, then why not skip all of those years of what will inevitably become domestic tedium and get to the “parting” phase?
Saitama: You mean go pick out a plot and tombstones? Maybe. But what about reincarnation? I assume we’ll be together in our next lives as well.
Genos: You make a compelling point; perhaps this week we should try to get in touch with a psychic to see if she can clue us in on when our next lives might start, so we can get a jump on buying a house at a reasonable rate.
Saitama: Always smart to plan ahead.
Fubuki: … Are you guys okay?
