#poor fly

personally, I would never cry about flushing a fly down the toilet accidentally. that's something that would never happen. Definitely didn't happen a couple minutes ago because it's something that would never happen.

Yesterday I saw a fly have a seizure because it ate poison.

there's a fly dying in my room somewhere i can hear it buzzing

So there was this one time about a year ago when I was playing my guitar in my room. There were some flies buzzing around and I was trying to ignore them, even though they're the worst when you're trying to focus on playing something. Anyways I was playing a song and I was getting ready to play the solo part which started with bending a note, and as soon as I hit that note, I kid you not, one of the flies landed on the exact string and fret I was starting the solo with, and with the bend came that little niggas end haha.