Pool!reader
im writing this half asleep yet again because this came to me in a dream so sorry if this doesnt make sense
basically a gn dead/gwenpool typa reader x batfam (wow crazy)
has a mix of both gwen and deadpools powers (not all of them js a mix idk)
it doesnt matter how they got these powers shhhhh (idk either)
my idea is like theyre kinda a loser in their universe and use their computer to like read dc comics and get isekai'd gwenpool style
basically
•reality manipulation
•Inter-dimensional travel
4th wall breaking
Immortality lowk
ect ect idk
basically how the batfam found out abt poolie was bcs of them either fooling around and being mischievous or bcs of like serious crime happening,,,
blah blah blah wtv now youre part of the batfam hiii youre all siblings now wow
not neglected because i need a slight break from that sigh angst is tiring
head canon time yay
☆ one time after being forcibly adopted by the batfam you exploded the kitchen trying to cook something
by the time dick walked in you were standing there stupidly until he used a fire extinguisher on you
☆ you arent trusted around damians katanas because you kept stealing them and sticking them in the ceiling
☆ they all had to have an intervention for you because you kept making jokes about like idk general deadpool and gwenpool humor idfk 😭
☆ they all lowk think your crazy cause you keep breaking the fourth wall
"i yelled at ___ and hit them because they ___"
"wow thats definitely not going to affect the plot in 4 hours and 15 minutes"
"???"
this does not make sense
25 reblogs and ill make a neglected reader one of these lmfao
