The most badass thing I've done in dnd
(Context: I'm sitting on a spy that ran from us after we saw him.)
Dm: the spy swallows one of his teeth that was filled with poison.
Me: question: can I polymorph him into a dire wolf so he doesn't die? (Our version of polymorph works like Druid wild shape.)
Dm: .... Roll a dexterity check for reaction time
Me: *succeeds*
Dm: ... He is groaning in pain wondering what the hell just happened










