#polyjosephs

((holy fuck tho i look to you for kink approval like whenever i post something Bad TM i look to see if you liked it because then i know i’ve done a good job. i kinkshame and kinkSAME you at the same time.))

Noting here that @bunnyfangs also asked this exact number.

In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?

In that moment, Leta felt powerless.

Later, when Aurors pull her out of the wreckage of the once-beautiful dining room, Leta is incoherent with agony. The curse crawls and creeps across her shoulder, sinking fishhooks deep into her flesh. Even later, once the curse is lifted, she curls up on the bed at St. Mungo’s and shakes and shakes and shakes.

She is glad she Obliviated the house-elf. She wants no one to know how afraid she was, the night Amalric died.

shut the FUCK YOUR MOUTH

[Egobang, “Oh, wow, you’re not kidding.”]

Danny never really knows how they get to these places while recording. He wants to blame Arin for bringing it up, but either way, he’s the one detailing his masturbation techniques for the general populace. 

If there’s a god in this world, Barry will take pity and edit this out. For now, he’s just going to keep running his damn mouth while he watches Arin kill himself on-screen again and again; that’s basically their M.O.

“I’m just saying, it’s a hundred times better if you draw it out. I edged myself, like, eight times during one sesh and I swear I cried and passed out for a second when I came. It was that good. Don’t knock it.”

“Dude,” Arin says solemnly, “I am super hard right now.”

Danny bursts into laughter. “Wow, okay,” he says, and then he glances over and chokes on air, face flaming up. “Arin, oh my god.”

“What?”

“You, uh, you weren’t kidding.”

“I said,” Arin says defensively. “You started it, with your, your bordering talk–”

“Edging,” Danny says automatically.

“Whatever, tomayto, tomahto–”

“So, like, that’s something you’re into. Like, that’s something you want to try.” Jesus. What are the chances they’re going to be able to pull this recording back from the Brink of Weird?

“Dude, no, fuck no, I’m not giving you the satisfaction, okay, if you won’t stick a finger up your ass for masturbation science, I’m not gonna border myself.”