i would love like. a one shot. where blue just assumes her raven boys are a polyamorous bundle of private school education and weird kitchen decisions. and every time she starts to question her perception, gansey says something shockingly queer about ronan or adam or noah and it brings her back to her original conclusion. in this universe adam doesn't ask blue out because she doesn't even consider the possibility that These Guys Could Be Into Her, as they obviously have enough entanglement to power a sitcom romance on season eight, (she's wrong about only one part of that.) and thus adjusts her vibes accordingly.
she is Outraged when she finally learns none of them are actually dating, probably via noah, and makes it her personal mission to fix that. and of course she ends up mixed into the polypile of love faster than a dream.
