#polyam aus

I’ve actually been on a 3 person poly kick lately bc of one of my ocs so thank you

“Okay you know what? I’m the smallest I get to be in the middle of the bed”

yeah but you’re a blanket hog and so are they I get middle so I don’t FREEZE TO DEATH

two badasses protecting one squishy (bonus if the squishy is a tol)

one badass protecting two squishies (and then getting smothered in affection)

SINCE NONE OF US CAN DECIDE ON DINNER IM JUST GONNA ROLL A DIE FOR IT

we have a wheel spinner thing to decide where to go for dinner bc it’s a NIGHTMARE

sweetie I know you love to cook but I’d rather keep the apartment together thank you no no we don’t need the fire department YET put the phone down

two ChildrenTM with one poor Struggling AdultTM (aka glorified babysitter who always gets dragged into things bc they’re a stick in the mud)

“X NO” “X YES” “X ABSOLUTELY NOT” “...okay z”

2 people being together first and the awkwardness/possible angst of bringing the 3rd into a fully fledged relationship

trying to figure out rooming arrangements/where to hang out for the above

“Hey um, Y? I think X is cheating on you” “What????” “Yeah I saw them kissing Z-” “OMFG WAIT NO ITS OK”

Hello again! How about some more poly prompts, huh? :D

I’ve never seen you before but we all live in the same apartment building apparently because we were the only ones who woke up when the fire alarm went off at 1 in the morning in a blizzard

fantasy: poly groups struggling because all of them are different monsters/creatures/beings and having wildly varying diets or habitats

soulmate: you can hear your soulmate’s extremely loud thoughts until you’re together and a poor poly person (whether they know or not) has days where it’s just so loud

secret agent/spy: wait, if YOU’RE a double agent, and I’M a double agent, and THEY’RE a double agent, who are we looking for???

plot twist: they’re all set up against each other to take the others out

we’re all squishies and none of us are bad-ass crap we just got into a baaaad situation

bonus if a badass intervened and becomes the next person in the group

we’re all pretty badass but we all accidentally watched a sad movie on our movie night and we’re all bawling

having to make a Schedule to figure out date nights/hanging out time around everyone’s work schedules

everyone getting home around the same time and fighting over who parks where in the driveway

fantasy: no one has to fight over who ends up with who in the adventuring party. we’re all together. I mean come on, we’ve all practically died on each other before

but that just makes doing reckless things 10000x harder and the consequences from others 327402397423907x more severe

we’re all exchange students at the same place, lets combine notes to figure out slang

we were all on a cruise ship/plane and it crashed and we’re all stranded together

annnnd that’s enough for now too! I hope these inspire some of you guys! :D