#poly uu4

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YESS 🎷 u get me so much <3

spoke is rage bating them so hard and he doesn't have his fellow bully being able to rage bait with him seeing as she's currently deep throating his cock and moaning around it. Every time he speaks and makes them angry, their thrusts get uncoordinated and rougher and make her gasp and moan more. with how rough and aggressive they are being with her cunt as well as parrot so roughly and inconsiderately rubbing her clit, she's orgasming and crying and gets overstimulated so fast.

they keep going through and she ends up Cumming a lot! also all three of them do some version of dirty talking, parrot calling her their darling and pet names, spoke calling her their slut and how shed only let them do this to her right? she'd only let the three of them fuck her and touch her like this? I'd say flame us a mix of pet names and calling her his beautiful whore :P. she gets so wet from what all three are saying to her and gets tight at certain things!!! ahhh they overwhelm her so much, is absolutely covered in bite marks and Hickies and handprints and bruises and has her makeup running down her face and all messed up from how much she sobbed and cried between them.

Oh you BET I do!! Poly uu4 my loves, poly uu4 my life……

poly uu4 headcanons

Wemmbu would keep sentimental items from each of them in his enderchest. The only item I can think of is feather from Parrot, but he would keep something from the other 2 too

After Parrot became king, the other three would constantly show up just to bother him now that he has a base that’s easy to get to and isn’t constantly switching locations. Spoke and Wemmbu would probably troll and scare his guards as well lmao

Parrot has scary dog(x3) privileges. Or like, two scary dogs (flame & wemmbu) and a rabid chihuahua (spoke)

Flame and Wemmbu like to wrap their tails together as a show of affection, since they’re the only ones who have tails.

When it comes to being public about who their partners are, surprisingly I feel like Flame would be the most likely to yap about his partners and how awesome they are. Then Spoke, then Wemmbu, then wayyy further back Parrot. Parrot seems like he’d be particularly used to people he cares about getting used against him after everything, so I imagine he wouldn’t talk about his relationships much

Spoke has absolutely zero reservations about being affectionate/clingy in public. Like, he will just completely drape himself over and cling onto his partners regardless of what situation they’re in.

Regardless of their skill at lying generally, they’re horrible at lying to eachother specifically.

Their cuddle pile is absolutely horrible and always ends up a mess of limbs. Someone always wakes up with Wemmbu’s horns stabbing into their stomach, Parrot’s wing across their face, or Flame’s tail wrapped around their arm so tightly it cuts off blood flow. It’s a miracle they don’t accidentally kill eachother.

They don’t take most things that happen when they’re on opposite sides to heart. They understand that they’re such fundamentally different people for the most part that they’ll clash sometimes and end up on opposite sides. But unlike canon, they would never seriously try to kill eachother.

They love helping eachother with instinct/hybrid stuff like preening

Sometimes they’ll (especially Flame or Spoke) get jealous over the others deuteragonist’s for being able to spend more time with their partner than them. I imagine they’d especially hate/be jealous of Wifies because of how clingy and codependent he was with Parrot.

Spoke would be the most likely to get jealous, then Flame, then Wemmbu, then Parrot.

Parrot is the only semi-responsible one in the group, and the other three normally go to him if they need help for something that can’t be solved by blowing it up.

Wemmbu and Flame are the ones that would probably kill someone for flirting with their partners. Spoke would blow up their base (and if they happen to be inside during the explosion, oh well!), and parrot is the only one who can be normal about it and get a regular about of jealous but not murderous.

I’m glad you enjoyed!! :) poly uu4 might be my favorite pairing ever rn.

poly uu4 + theorrot headcanons

The other three definitely get jealous sometimes over Theo’s relationship with Parrot. After all, Theo is the one able to spend all his time with Parrot while the others are often thousands of blocks away.

Theo notices and is incredibly smug about it, making a point to be even more openly possessive when they’re around.

Flame would probably be the chillest with Theo out of all of them. Since Theo trained him and generally the two get along well, they’re pretty much friends. Honestly, I could see those two getting to a point where they’re in a relationship (or at least a fwb) as well.

Wemmbu was distrustful of Theo being with Parrot at first since he knew Theo is unloyal and seemed to always prioritizing getting good fights. But quickly realized that Theo prioritized Parrot over fighting now. And despite Theo constantly betraying the groups and civilizations he joined before— he clearly wasn’t planning on breaking Parrot’s trust. So Wemmbu is fine with him now, reluctantly.

I cannot remember for the life of me if Theo and Spoke ever interacted sooo….

Parrot is COVERED in bite marks. Genuinely, he gets chew toy treatment with these four, they cannot keep their hands or teeth off him.

Sometimes Wemmbu will show up at Parrot’s castle and just kidnap him for a bit, mostly because he wants to spend time with him, and a bit because it’s funny how much Theo gets ragebaited by it.

Wemmbu was annoyed when he found out Parrot prefers Theo’s wings over his. It make sense, since they’re both birds… but Wemmbu was still petulant over it.

Spoke is the most openly jealous over Theo, pouting and clinging to Parrot way more. He absolutely abuses the “I haven’t seen you in forever though :((“ card.

Ace: "sir we found out who ur opponent is. it's polyamorus parrot"

Lettuce: "that rat. i want his wife (theo) dead, i want his wife (spoke) dead, i want his wife (wemmbu) dead, i want his wife (flame) dead"

-🧃anon

LMAO I’ve never seen this meme before this but this is so accurate

Lettucek just trying to win an election but he has to deal with his opponent’s 4 husband’s before he can even think of trying to get rid of Parrot

Alsoooo somewhat unrelated but your ask inspired me: poly uu4 + theorrot is a very fun thought, Theo who gets to spend all his time with Parrot being smug toward the other 3 who only get to see him occasionally. He would probably hold it over the others head that they weren’t there when certain things happened, and instead he was the one who stuck by Parrot’s side

Waves waves hello! YES I love poly uu4…. I haven’t talked about them enough recently………

Hmmmm my favorite headcanon about them would probably be the idea of them just breaking into the others bases and staying there sometimes lol. I especially imagine it with Parrot since he was the only one who had a permanent base (the potion shop/now the northern council), but I also love the idea with Flame and Wemmbu since they have permanent bases in season 3……. Spoke just breaking into his boyfriend’s houses because he’s homeless as hell. Though I feel like All of them would enjoy staying at the others bases over their own, clingy uu4……