#poly starla

SEND ME A SHIP AND I WILL GRADE IT:

A+: OTPA: I love itB: It’s really cuteC: Not a bad shipD: I’m neutral on itE: I don’t really like itF: NOTPN/A: I don’t know the ship well enough

I think it’s more of a question of what don’t I ship, I ship pretty much everything, the weird, the obscure, you name it and I probably like it. The more obscure, rare or possibly taboo it is the more I probably like it. 

And I very rarely see, like seriously it’s rarer than a pink diamond in the first Harvest Moon DS game, poly Starla on my dash but it is the cutest shit. I really love the idea of Carla being super domestic with them, running her fingers through their hair, straightening their clothes and basically mother hen-ing at them.

When I think of poly Starla I always think of how awkward Ford would be at the beginning, he doesn’t know how to conduct himself at all around her. It’s so hard because she’s beautiful and his tongue won’t work and he keeps tripping over his words. It doesn’t help that his brother is right there looking good and being awesome, either. 

Especially when it gets to the sex, he gets so nervous he doesn’t know what to do and Carla probably just puts a hand on his face and smooths a thumb over his cheeks sweetly. “Calm down sweetie, just take your time and we’ll get there eventually.”

Poly Starla to me is about warmth and security, is about the Stan twins falling in love together and following each other into love, happiness and life. Carla could teach them so many things, that it’s okay to be vulnerable, to shrug off the lessons of toxic masculinity they’ve learnt from their father. She could really help them come to terms with their self worth, she could give them the love they’ve been craving their entire lives.

And god would they love her in return.

I just imagine them renting an apartment together and painting the place. They end up getting into one of those paint fights; there are hand prints on skin, flecks of paint, that is going to be difficult to clean off, in pretty hair and a smiley face crudely drawn on Stan’s stomach to make both of his partners laugh.

I can imagine Stan and Ford waking to the smell of apple pie on a Sunday morning, and Ford and Carla to pancakes the day after.

Poly-Starla!!!

I actually already have 3 AUs for this one but, well~ why not create another ya?

Stan and Ford both get kicked out because of their relationship and end up living on the Stan-o-war. In a desperate attempt to make money to survive the start to come up with inventions that they could potentially market: only problem? They need investors interested in actually funding their projects.

For the anon that requested Carla Ford and Stan!

The “oh no they’re hot!” Poly-ships over time!

okay well uh, I am actually writing a story with it (though I am slow as all get out!) but this is the short kinda intro to it HERE but you can find the gist of the WHOLE story HERE

essentially its a combo between a G4G AU and the reverse portal AU where, at the end of the day, they all end up as a happy QPP in family in GF after they save the world, and then they, all three, live as adorable old folks trying to work through their issues and develop their relationship late in life. 

And Carla and Stanford have a cute little girl with six fingers beCAUSE I CAN OKAY!?  and I think it would be cute and also because Stanford and Carla’s dynamic is more of....friends with benefits and my headcanoned Carla loves being a single mom and though she doesn’t mind the dad’s being slightly involved she does prefer that they are mostly out of the picture because she find it complicates stuff.