#poly huma

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Oh shit…oh fuck.

Oh shit oh fuck, oh shit shit fuck.

This was not planned; this was not planned one bit. This had not been part of your calculations.

Falling in love with your captain and first mate was very much NOT on your agenda of life. Being a pirate? Yep. Plotting to leave the isle? Yep. Being non-binary? Well not at first but yep that was on the agenda.

Falling in love with Uma; Daughter of Ursula and Harry Hook; son of Captain Hook? nope, nada, never in all your years had you planned for that one.

But how could you not? Uma’s otherworldly beauty and compassion doing nothing but drawing your heart towards her. Harry's passion and fucking diamond-cut jawline drawing you into a pit of fluster and heart palpitations whenever you locked eyes with him.

And it was your luck that they were already dating, they had taken other lovers before but it never lasted long, and while you might’ve had a leg up on the others, being one of their oldest friends and knowing everything about them, you were terrified to ask about potentially joining their relationship and ruining the friendship you had built over the years.

…they didn’t even know you were non-binary, they still thought of you as ‘daughter of captain jack sparrow’ instead of just ‘descendant of’, and you wanted to tell them about that before you even thought about asking them out.

You sighed, smacking your head down onto your pillow and closing your eyes, remembering the first time you had met them when you were only 5 years old.

-

You had been walking along the docks, just beside your father's ship; the black pearl with Mr. Gibbs watching you from the deck. And as you turned on the ball of your foot to walk back to the other end you heard a voice, two of them actually, whispering.

“Is that really it?” a girl asked, the shuffling of clothes coming from the same spot as a boyish voice joined her, and it had a Scottish accent.

“Aye, the black pearl~ one of tha’ most legendary ships in existence Uma, more known than me da’s, it can sail faster than’ any ship in the world, even those old British ones me dad used to sail on”

You walked towards the voices and smiled, seeing Uma; the daughter of Ursula, and Harry Hook; the son of Captain Hook, staring in awe at your dad's ship.

“I can show you it if you’d like?” you giggled a bit as Harry jumped into the air in fright as Uma whirled around with her fists up, a glare set on her adorable face.

“Who are yeh?” Harry asked in a growly tone, one that didn’t fit his pitched voice, as he pointed his oversized hook at you.

“(y/n), (y/n) Sparrow” you chirped, grinning as Harry's eyes winded and he let his arm drop, Uma grabbing onto his jacket as she realized exactly who you were. “Now would you, or would you not like a tour of my dad's ship?”

“Yes!” Uma yelled out, pulling the disoriented Harry along with her as you turned on your heel and walked back to the ship, Mr. Gibbs smiling down at the three of you.

“Seems the little captain has made new friends” he muttered to himself as he took out his flask and took a swig, continuing to watch you as you showed Uma and Harry the ship.

-

And since that day the three of you had been attached at the hip, getting into all sorts of trouble and causing chaos all over the isle, you had been there when Mal dumped rotten shrimp all over Uma, you had been there when Harry had been kicked out of his dad's ship for not living up to hooks expectations, you had been there when Gil joined your little group and then when he drifted away.

13 years of friendship, and in all that time, you had not. Fucking. planned. to fall in love with either of them.

Well, you hadn't planned for a lot of things but AGAIN falling in love with your best and oldest friends was not on the list.

You huffed and sat up in bed, holding your little plush shark Harry had made you a long time ago to your chest, bouncing your leg as you tried to think of all the possibilities of what could happen if you told Harry and Uma your secret.

You knew they wouldn’t react harshly, there were multiple crew members like you, either non-binary or even gender-fluid, Desiree and Davis being some of them, and Uma and Harry had accepted all of them with open arms. But what you were more worried about was when you confessed your feelings.

Would they accept you or reject you, would you lose their friendship or gain their love? You took a deep breath and shook your head, patting your cheeks as you stood from your bed and got dressed. “No, I got this, I can do this” you breathed in again and tied off your boots, ruffling your hair before putting on your tri-corn hat and grabbing your sword “let's do this” you sighed one last time and left your room on the black pearl, heading down the deck and down to the docks towards Ursula's chip shop to find Harry and Uma.

You felt your heart race as you stepped into the restaurant, face flushing as you spotted Harry at the main table as Uma walked around the shop, apron around her waist and pencil behind her ear as she slid orders in front of patrons and snarled at those who demanded to be given something else. “-and I wanted a sea pony, Life ain't fair!” Uma yelled, tossing her last tray in front of a pirate and walking back to the main table, sighing as she leaned onto it.

“cap’n” you called as you pulled out a stool and sat next to her, smiling as she gave you a finger wave.

“sparrow” she muttered back, yawning a bit “I need you to run some money routes with Harry today, then help train the crew when you get back” you nodded and took a handful of fries from Harry's plate, grinning as he pouted at you.

“Kay, um, actually could I talk to you both after? I need to tell you something” Harry and Uma looked at each other, then back at you and nodded.

“Aye, no problem” Uma nodded along with his words, pushing off the table and tilting her head at you.

“Yeah, we can meet in my room after training” she patted your shoulder and turned, heading back into the kitchen to grab the ‘fresh’ trays of food for the other customers.

You took a deep breath, mentally readying yourself to tell them and taking a fish stick from Harry's plate, laughing a bit as he attempted to snatch it from you. “Hey, you can easily prevent me from taking your food it's your fault that you don’t try” Harry pouted and grumbled, continuing NOT to block his food as he passively continued to share it with you.

-

“Okay, so what did you need to talk to us about?” Uma asked, leaning back on her desk and crossing her arms and legs, raising her brow as Harry plopped into her spinny chair and hiked his boots onto the desk, smirking as she clicked her jaw at him.

“well-um, there's kinda two things I need to talk to you about” you fiddled with your fingers nervously, were you really about to do this?...yes. “Um, I’m-I’m non-binary”

Nerves bubbled in your gut as Uma and Harry stared at you for a moment before Harry’s eyes went wide and he facepalmed, making you jump from the sudden action “Sparrow” Uma cooed, stepping forward and taking your hands, giving you that smile that she reserved for her closest friends “thank you for trusting us with that, I know it takes so much bravery to tell someone something like that even your own friends but…fucking duh?” you snorted in surprise, staring at Uma as she grinned.

“I-wha?” you laughed, closing your eyes as Uma ruffled your hair.

“Sparrow, you never tried to hide it, the hair, the more masculine style, the way you lit up whenever anyone referred to you with they-them pronouns? You’ve asked about being non-binary to Desiree before too, I pay attention to you (y/n), it ain't hard to see.” You beamed at Uma as she took your hands again and gave you a comforting smile. “And I know how your mind works so just to nail it into your head, I fully accept you for who you are”

“Just gonna budge inta this fer a moment” Harry interrupted your moment with Uma and stood from her desk, walking over to you and patting your shoulders “I accept yeh fer who yeh are as well but how the fuck did it take me this long to realize yeh are non-binary…Well” Harry laughed, scratching his chin as he zoned out slightly, “I think I knew but meh brain didn’t connect the dots until yeh told us jus’ now”

You laughed and shook your head a bit, Harry was very smart but like Gil, he sometimes took a moment to connect certain dots. “Cause your stupid?” Uma answered his question with a teasing smirk, laughing as he rolled his eyes and pushed at her shoulder gently.

“So wha’ was the other thing yeh needed ta tell us?” Harry asked, raising his brow at you as you felt your face flush as you prepared to confess the other thing to them.

“Um-well…you know how you and Uma feel about each other?” they nodded, not knowing where you were going with this conversation. “Um, I-I feel the same way about both of you…im in love with you, both of you” Uma and Harry.Exe Have stopped working.

They stared at you in complete shock, Umas jaw-dropping as Harry stumbled back a bit, his cheeks blowing up in red “is- oh hades I hope I didn’t ruin our friendship but I had to get that off my chest, I loved you since I was like, 13 and I just-I just” Uma grabbed onto your hands and after you got control of your breathing, she smiled at you.

“You want to know something Ironic?” she asked, intertwining your fingers with hers and laughing, eyeing Harry behind her who was gaining control of himself again “Harry and I were just talking about asking you to join our relationship”

(y/n) Sparrow.Exe has stopped working.

“I-you-me-Harry…what?” you squeaked, closing your eyes as Uma leaned in and cupped your face. “Really?”

“yes” Uma cooed, smiling as you peeked one eye at her “(y/n) I fell in love with you a long time ago, when we were 12 and I realized you, along with Harry, had stuck by me no matter what even after being harassed for staying by my side, that’s when I realized I loved both of you, I just didn’t know if you liked girls so I was scared to say anything, but-with your confession just now, I’m not scared anymore”

You stayed quiet for a moment, your face continuing to heat up in Umas hands as she smiled at you “earth to Sparrow? You there?” she took her hands off your cheeks and waved her hands in front of your face, snorting as you shook your head and smacked your cheeks “uh, okay?”

Harry laughed a bit at your expression, melting into a soft smile as you looked at him “guess yer wondering when I feel fer yeh huh?” you bit your lip and looked to your feet, then back up at him through your lashes “well, I realized I loved yeh when yeh convinced yer dads ta let me stay on the black pearl after me da’ kicked me out, yer kindness drew meh heart ya yeh and yeh have had it since” Harry laughed softly at your teary eyes and cupped your cheeks to wipe your tears “oh Sparrow don’ cry”

“But you both love me and I love you both and it's just so overwhelming ahhh!” you half screamed as you laughed out your words, pulling Uma and Harry into a hug as they started to laugh along.

“So I’ll take that as a yes you want to join our relationship?” Uma asked into your shoulder, smiling as you nodded against her. “good”

-several months later, in Auradon-

“I can't believe it finally happened” you sighed, stretching out as you stepped onto Auradon soil for the first time, Uma, Gil, and Harry stepped out behind you from the limo. Harry squinting from the sun “we’re actually in Auradon”

“Someone turn tha’ sun off” Harry grumbled, tossing his arm over your shoulder and glaring at the sun, closing his eyes after he did “ow”

“that’s your fault” Uma chuckled, wrapping her arm around your arm that wasn’t occupied by Harry and nodding at Ben as he walked toward the four of you “hey beasty”

“Hi! Welcome to Auradon, again I want to apologize for the long wait, and I assume you all would like to go settle into your rooms as soon as possible?” The four of you nodded and Ben grinned, nodding his head towards the dorms. “Awesome, but first, FG”

You followed Ben to meet FG, where the other four vks were and Evie beamed at you, clapping her hands lightly as FG began to speak.

“Mr. LeGume, Mr. Hook, Ms. Triskelion, Ms. Sparrow” you twitched at that and Uma cleared her throat as FG looked to her slightly confused.

She looked to you for permission and you nodded with a  small smile, and Uma smirked as she looked back at FG “Mx. Sparrow” Uma stated simply, FG gasping in realization as the other vks looked as if something clicked just then.

“Oh im sorry! They/them I assume?” you smiled and nodded, glad that the fairy godmother had adjusted to it quickly and seemed to have no problem with you. FG went into a whole mini-speech about the rules of the dorms and school, then finally; “Mx. Sparrow, you and Uma will be rooming together as Mr. Hook and Mr. Legume will be rooming together, shall I show you to your rooms?”

You Uma and Harry hung back as Jay and Gil grouped together slightly and talked, Evie and Mal stepping next to the three of you “so everything makes sense now” Mal started, laughing slightly “ya know I really should’ve connected the dots a long time ago on you (y/n)…you are non-binary right? I don’t wanna assume n stuff” you snorted and nodded, Mal sighing in relief “thank fuck, I’d rather not deal with an angry Uma for misgendering you n all that”

You rolled your eyes and pushed Mal away, Uma smirking as she stumbled. “haha” Uma chuckled dryly, stopping as FG unlocked what you assumed was your and Uma’s dorm and stepping in as she gestured inside.

“Dang, it Evie did you redecorate?! I wanted to see Uma’s reaction to the pink!” Mal complained in a teasing tone, crossing her arms and pouting as Evie rolled her eyes.

“I might’ve liked it but knowing (y/n) and Uma, they wouldn’t have liked it and I wanted to spare them spending weeks of redecorating” you gave a grateful smile to Evie and flopped on your bed, humming as Uma flopped next to you and laid her head on your chest “well, we’ll let you two settle in, see ya!” Evie grabbed Mal and dragged her out of the room. Harry sidestepped them and hopped onto your other side, resting his chin on your shoulder and grinning at Uma.

“Well, we’re finally in bora-don~…im taking the both of yeh on a date tomorrow, a proper one, with good food n shit” you laughed, making Uma bounce a bit as she nodded in agreement.

“let's do it, almost five months of us being together and we have yet to go on a real date” Uma chortled out, reaching towards Harry and curling her hand into his hair, Harry closing his eyes and almost purring as she scratched his scalp. “Sounds fun, let's do it!” you cheered, throwing your hands into the air then flopping them down, resting them on your boyfriend and girlfriend's backs.

“let's go down to the docks, experience the ocean for the first time, for real” Uma hummed into your neck, smiling as yours and Harry’s eyes sparkled at the thought of it.

“Yes!”

-next day-

You watched in wonder as the sun started to set against the horizon, sitting in between Uma and Harry, Umas hand on your thigh as Harry supported your back with his arm, his head resting on your head.

“Hey (y/n)?” Uma muttered aloud, taking her head off your shoulder and waiting until you turned your head towards her to press her lips into yours. You squeaked and felt your face flush, pouting at Uma as she pulled back with a smug grin “I just realized we had never kissed~”

“Not fair!” Harry pouted, sliding his arms around your waist and pulling you into his lap “I wanted ta kiss em first!” you laughed away your fluster and turned in Harry's grip, grabbing his face and pressing your lips to his, smiling as he hummed into it and tightened his grip on you.

“there” you laughed, pulling away and patting Harry's cheeks, Uma chuckling as Harry's eyes stayed close in his daze “happy?”

“very~” Harry purred, eyes widening as Uma grabbed his face and pressed her lips to his “oaihsduiahsdioahsdia” Harry's face turned red and he flopped against your shoulder.

“I think we just heard Harry, audibly, keyboard smash” you cackled, getting comfortable on Harry's lap as Uma leaned against your thighs and grinned. “didn’t know that was possible”

“It’s Harry, everything’s possible”

-about a year later, in Auradon, around your birthday-

-the best pirates-

Seagoddess - hey sparrow what are your measurements for your underarm, the largest part of your chest, your underbust, and your shoulder width

Sparrow - why do you need to know?

Hookie - because, now give it

Sparrow - and why do YOU need to know????? And uh it's (measurements)

Seagoddess - dope, thank you, imma pick up some ice cream on the way back okay?

Sparrow - cool, why the fuck did you need my chest measurements

…

…

Sparrow - alright then fuck me I guess

Hookie - how bout later bby~? (*￣3￣)╭ <3

Sparrow - how the fuck do you do those emojis?????

Seagoddess - it’s Harry, he has hackz

Hookie - I don’t but they arent that hard to figure out

Sparrow - says the person who took three hours to figure them out

Sparrow -WITH carlos’ help

Hookie - SHUSH

You snorted at Harry's message and turned off your screen, pocketing your phone and turning your attention back to the teacher, scribbling down notes, and answered questions when asked.

“Now I want you to answer questions twenty-four through thirty-five in your algebra book for tonight's homework, Class dismissed!” you packed up and slung you bag over your shoulder, almost rushing out of the room and catching yourself on Gil, who was leaving his history class.

“Hi Sparrow~!” Gil chirped, pulling you into his side and guiding you through the wild halls of Auradon prep, humming a random tune as he did “oh, by the way, any ideas on what we’re doing for your birthday?” you snorted and looked up at Gil with a raised brow.

“What makes you think I know? And I would think you would be more informed than me? Harry and Uma are planning it all n stuff” Gil shrugged.

“they’re keeping it all a secret from me, something about not being able to keep secrets” you laughed in agreement and split from Gil to reach your locker, putting away your books and grabbing your homework books. “All I know is that we're having the party on the ship” you hummed, remembering when Ben had ordered the repair and retrieval of the lost revenge and it now rested at his private docks.

You slid your homework books into your bag and relocked our locker, turning back to Gil and letting him guide you through the hectic halls of Auradon prep once more.

-a couple of days later-

It was finally your birthday and you had spent the entire day surrounded by your friends and two lovers, Uma and Harry had hardly left your side, one hand always on you and grins never leaving their faces. You had gotten so many gifts and ate so much (fav birthday dessert), but apparently, you had one more gift left.

“Soooo why did you wait until the party was over?” you asked Uma as you stepped into your shared room, Harry closing the door behind Uma as he followed you in. “to give me my gift?”

“Because… this one’s a bit more personal” Uma hummed, setting the gift box wrapped in (fav color) on your bed and sitting next to it, nodding to it with a soft smile as Harry followed her lead. “Go on, open it~!!” Uma bounced a little in excitement as you laughed and started to rip the paper, gasping at the sight of the plain white box holding your actual present.

“a box! My favorite thing!” you joked, snickering as Uma rolled her eyes and smacked your thigh. You undid the tape holding the box together and threw off the top, digging through the paper you stopped, tears rushing into your eyes as you started at the black piece of fabric.

“Happy birthday (y/n), you’ve talked about wanting one before but couldn’t find or afford to get it so…” she gestured to the binder in your hands as you brought it out of the box, your entire body trembling as you stared at the chest piece.

“I-Uma” your voice cracked and you held the clothing to your chest, looking down at Uma “thank you”

“you’re welcome (y/n), I love you” she stood and wrapped her arms around you, Harry cooing at you and joining the hug a moment later as you reached out to him.

“I love you too! -and Harry!” you sobbed into Harry's bicep as he rubbed the back of your head “did-did you wash it, I wanna-“ Uma grinned in the middle of your sentence and nodded towards the bathroom, but you ignored the gesture and pushed away from them, throwing off your shirt and sports bra, your shirt landing on Harry's face as he laughed.

“Ha!” Uma cackled, leaning down to pick up your bra and tossing it into the hamper, watching with a big smile as you semi-struggled to put on the flattening fabric but ultimately succeeded.

“Ah-“ your voice wobbled as you looked down at your fully flat chest, the black binder covering everything “-guys~” Uma chuckled again and grabbed your shirt from Harry, walking over to you and pulling it over your head to give you the full effect “Uma~!!!” tears ran down your cheeks as you quickly hugged Uma then ran to your mirror, gasping in awe as you saw yourself “ahhhhh!!! Guys~!!!”

Uma and Harry smiled at each other before they walked over to you and pulled you into a strong hug “I love you two ahhhhh!” you cried, burying your face into Harry's shoulder as you clutched onto Uma's arm.

“We love you/yeh too” they responded back, both pressing a kiss to your cheeks.

-end~-

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