okay so the best characters that came out of descendants were clearly the sea 3, and harry's half a step from a yandere for uma already [everyone say thank you fandom!], but do you think that uma and gil could catch up? Do they have different strategies depending on if they're focusing on each over versus a Reader?
All correct, lol!
So yeah, like you said, Harry pretty much just IS yandere for Uma as his status quo, lol.
Uma is a very fun intersection of "slow to trust new people" (since Mal betrayed her trust when they were kids) and "highly protective of the vulnerable", which honestly lends itself pretty well to yandere, under the right conditions.
First of all, within the Sea Three, the most outwardly yandere she'll be toward Harry and Gil will usually happen when they're injured or outmatched and require the full protection of a sea goddess/demigoddess. She'll demolish anyone who seriously harms her boys.
For an X Reader scenario, especially if it's Sea Three X Reader, I think the ideal character type to bring out the most interesting flavors of yandere in all three of them would be someone who can't fight, someone in obvious immediate danger, and someone who openly admires Uma.
I'm thinking, Reader is an Auradon kid who got sent to the Isle for politically defiant artwork or something of the sort. You're lost and scared and incapable of defending yourself from the villains and the meaner VKs. Maybe you're about to be cornered by the Stabbingtons and then Uma saves you. (Or Harry or Gil. It's an easier fast-track to the openly-admires-Uma character trait if Uma is the one who saves you, or for the D2 parallel, I could say Gil is the one who finds you, but I think I'll actually go with Harry for this. He doesn't get a ton of opportunities to come across as a hero.)
"Y-You saved me," you say, still trembling as Harry, with lethal grace, shakes the blood from his sword and saunters up to stand over your fallen form. He offers you a hand and a wry smile.
He takes you to Uma. You cling to him for the whole walk to the Chip Shoppe, and he laughs at you (and enjoys being treated as a comfort instead of a loose cannon).
He walks you into the Chip Shoppe and deposits you in the kitchen, where Uma is washing dishes. Her sharp, magnetic gaze lands on you, and you feel momentarily as if you should be doing some kind of gesture. Bow? Curtsy? That semi-formal dip of acknowledgement you do for nobles who are snobby enough to expect that sort of thing? She doesn't seem...snobby. But she manages to have a regal bearing, even as she washes dishes.
She smirks, and her gaze climbs to Harry. "You remembered."
"'Course I did, Captain," he said, soaking up her praise. "Mind, the Stabbingtons thought they'd have a piece, but I daresay they've learned better." He hands her a towel, and she dries her hands. They have a natural ebb and flow to their movements, almost symbiotic, like they know what to expect from each other at all times.
"I saw your hearing on TV," Uma says, addressing you for the first time. "Wasn't surprised they screwed you over."
Basically, she kept track of when you'd be arriving and she sent Harry to claim you on her behalf before you could fall victim to any of the Isle's bad actors. She treats you a bit like an indulged pet. Not in a wholly demeaning way, but she's in charge and you don't know anything about surviving on the Isle, so the vibe is definitely one where she lets you sit by her throne because you're adorable.
Uma, Harry, and Gil are all very protective and territorial.
Uma's protectiveness is all about sending a message. If someone harms or threatens you, her highest priority is making sure everyone knows that was a mistake. She'll make an example of them, usually via Harry.
Harry's protectiveness is most obviously in the realm of deliberate cruelty toward anyone who threatens you, looks at you wrong, flirts with you, etc. Actually, maybe not so much the latter. He definitely gets jealous when people compete for Uma's attention, but he might be more permissive about you flirting and being flirted with by other people. The relationship is just different. Still super protective, so he'll threaten them with what he'll do to them if they hurt you, but he also might joke with you if you have a crush on anyone. The Isle isn't as monogamous as Auradon.
But there's an understanding that Uma should really be the main person in your life. This isn't so much enforced by Uma. She is the jealous type, but she would never admit or express it to you, because she finds it to be a vulnerable feeling that she can't express with new people. Harry takes it upon himself to be the enforcer, in that regard. You're not allowed to make Uma feel like she's not the most important person in the world.
So yeah, he'll tease you if some child of one of the Dumbo clowns makes you blush, and he'll smirk knowingly as you flirt with them or have a small fling, if that's how things go, but the moment that person seems to become important in your life, he reminds you that Uma is the one who sent her protection to you when you were dumped on the Isle alone and vulnerable. Uma placed you under her protection. You shouldn't let anyone divide your loyalties.
He's very intense about her. He's very intense in general, but she's who he's most intense about.
Gil's protectiveness is accompanied by a lot of showing off. He likes getting to use his strength, and the flipside of his golden retriever energy is that he is just as excited to fight as he is to hug. He's lowkey vicious. He's not cruel like Harry, in that he's not focused on the suffering of whoever has harmed or threatened you; his focus is on triumphing over them. It's like play, to him.
He's also very cuddly and easy to talk to. And it helps that he's kind of in the pet-zone with Uma and Harry, most of the time, too. Again, in a good way. You might be spending the most time with Gil, out of all three of them.
The time that Uma spends with you always feels like an honor. Her crew worships her, and when she gives any of them singular attention, they revel in it. When she pets your hair (even though you just got here!) they're sooo jealous.
But, essentially, you're a little discarded Auradon treasure. A trinket that Harry fetched for her, that she keeps polished and safe.
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PROMPTS:
1. Iâm really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat
2. My roommateâs boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
3. Weâre studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances
4. You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay
5. Itâs 3am, in the dead of winter, some motherfucker pulled/set off the fire alarm and I am being very vocal about how Iâm gonna make that fucker pay
6. I swear Iâm wearing this Batman costume because of a dare
7. Accidentally knocked on the wrong dorm room college au
8. Somehow, we always end up sitting next to each other during the weekly gatherings to watch [Game of Thrones, SVU, Rupaulâs Drag Race, pick a show] in our dormâs really good TV roomÂ
9. I took a bunch of free condoms from health services just because i could and they all fell out of my bag at once and now youâre staring at me weirdly
10. âSomeone wrote Iâm cute in the bathroom stall and your notes match the handwritingâ
11. âI twisted my ankle and youâre the only one here strong enough to carry me to the nurseâs office but weâre both really awkwardâ
12. âiâm fightin this person and they shoved me into u im sooo sorry- oh hey youâre cute- oH MY GOD UR KICKIN ASS MARRY ME!!! PLEASE!!!!â
13. âThat is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.â
14. âPlease put me down itâs just a sprained ankle"Â
15. âWhy exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?â
16. âyou thought I was your friend and pulled me up on the table to dance with you now youâre shirtless and grinding on meâ
17. âyou got up to the mic and started singing and holy shit youâre really good???â
18. âour mutual friend dared the two of us to chug a whole pint of beer and Iâm not going to let you beat meâ
19. âwe both grabbed for the last bottle of the good beer and iâm not saying weâre going to fight for it but we areâ
20. I canât tell whether this is a date because you asked to see a movie but Iâm still not sure youâre queer, and Iâm toeing the line because maybe youâre just trying to make friends
21. I decided to flip a coin about every decision in my life for a week and thatâs how we ended up on a date
22. Weâre going on a blind date - but wait a moment, arenât you that went down on me in a back alley behind a club year ago? ⊠what do you mean âwhich oneâ?
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all credit for these prompts to @iobeyfandoms !! you can find the full list I took them from here.
not requested, i've just been watching the third movie on repeat and the two of them are the definition of gay panic
gender neutral!reader bc unless requested i default to they/them pronouns for fics
that, and i feel like harry is a pan disaster (same) and uma is an in control bisexual
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- look me in the EYES and tell me they aren't together
- uma is the dominant personality in the relationship here, very possessive over her boy
- so when she initially sees you and harry chatting on the docks, she's not impressed
- sure, harry's naturally flirty personality occasionally gets him into trouble with uma
- but this time... his smile seems more natural
- less flirty, more enjoyment of a conversation
- until he catches her eye and immediately bids you goodbye, stalking away from you and right over to uma's side
- that night, she practically interrogates him
- 'who were they? what were you talking about? what were you doing talking with them?'
- harry answers them all, always honest with his captain
- he thought you were cute, you were sweet but he would never, ever do anything without uma's express permission
- that begged the question '...you want to do something with them?'
- there's a moment's hesitation in harry's eyes
- 'if you want to, then i have to meet them. no one gets to be near you unless i know they're worth it'
- the next day, harry dragged uma across the docks, spotting you immediately helping to load crates onto a small boat
- uma's face gave no indication that she thought you were cute, merely raising an eyebrow at harry stealing the crate away from your arms
- he threw it in the boat and grabbed your hand, dragging you over to his captain
- 'presenting... uma, captain of the lost revenge'
- hot damn was his captain pretty
- i mean between the two of them, it was a wonder you didn't freak at how attractive they were
- 'ye' droolin' there, hun'
- apparently, you were less subtle than you thought
- the smirk on uma's lips was way too hot
- the meeting was short, as uma had captain's duties to attend to
- also a shift at the fish and chip shop
- so that evening she gave harry permission to go after you, provided he was clear with you that he was also dating her
- harry was exuberant, instantly grabbing her waist and spinning her round, the biggest grin on his face
- it was a little strange for uma, seeing her boyfriend with you whenever she was busy
- it wasn't jealousy, she knew that much
- after all, both her and harry had agreed that the relationship was open as long as there was consent between them
- she caught herself with a faint smile whenever she looked over at the two of you, and alarmingly she mentally called you her partner in her head
- it took her a while after you and harry started dating to realise that you invaded her thoughts as much as harry, that she thought you were gorgeous and funny and she genuinely looked forward to seeing you and harry on dates in the chip shop
- it wasn't uncommon for her to join your table after her shift, alternating between sitting next to harry and sitting next to you, welcome to join the conversation
- sometimes she could taste the gum you chewed when she kissed harry and wondered what it would be like to taste it firsthand
- it didn't take long for uma to mention it to harry, and it was hard to keep the wide grin off her face when he grabbed her hands and danced around the deck of the ship
- as for you?
- you started to feel your own eyes light up the way harry's did when you saw uma
- harry was open with you, and you appreciated his honesty
- and when you realised you were a little bit in love with both him and uma, you repaid him with your trust
- the beach was almost completely barren, the moon high, and harry was warm next to you
- 'hey, harry?'
- 'yeah?'
- 'you know uma?'
- 'i am, in fact, aware of tha' lass, yes'
- 'you're in love with her, right?'
- 'ye' kno' i am'
- you took a deep breath
- 'i think i'm in love with both of you'
- harry's fierce kiss caught you off guard
- 'ye' have no idea how happy tha' makes me!'
- harry was ecstatic, his two favourite people! in love! with each other! also with him!
- he grabbed your hand and pulled you up
- 'we're goin' ta uma righ' now!'
- you could do nothing but laugh as harry dragged you through the streets of the isle, muscle memory leading him straight to the chip shop
- it was empty, all the patrons had left and uma was alone, scrubbing haflheartedly at a table with a rag
- she didn't even turn at the sound of people entering
- 'we're closed, go home'
- 'aw, even for me, darlin'?'
- uma laughed and spun round, rag forgotten
- 'if you two are here for a date, you'll have to find somewhere else, i'm busy'
- harry said nothing, just nudged you forward and took a seat, gaze swapping between you and uma
- you cleared your throat, shifting nervously
- what if she didn't love you? what if harry was lying this whole time? what if you never saw them again? what if it worked out and the whole isle hated the three of you?
- uma quirked an eyebrow
- 'you know, i can feel your anxiety from here, what's up?'
- now or never
- 'uma, i've been going out with harry for a while and it's been amazing and i love him but...'
- there was a pause, and uma's stare sharpened; if you were gonna hurt her harry she would kill you
- '...i also love you, and i only told him literally ten minutes ago and he dragged me here to tell you and i don't know if you feel the same way but it would be really cool if you did because then we could all date but if you don't feel the same way that's totally fine obviou-!'
- you were again caught off guard by a kiss, but this time it was from uma
- she pulled away, and lightly punched you arm
- 'you were rambling'
- harry coughed lightly from his seat
- 'tha' means she loves ye' too, in case tha' wasn' clear'
- your cheeks hurt from smiling so much
- uma's hand was warm in yours and she was smiling back at you and harry was next to you pressing a kiss to your temple and uma was pulling the three of you out of the shop and onto her ship
- there would, of course, be a discussion about the relationship between you all, uma would make sure of it
- but for now, you basked in the attention from your two partners, incomparably happy
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okay i got a little carried away, but hoo boy they're both unfairly attractive
i'm gonna do a kind of part two, so look out for that!
Summary: The Lost Revenge Crew finally has Ben in the palm of their hands. Sofi knows exactly what to do to make him snap and fall even further into their trap.
Pairings: Harry x OC, mentions of Ben x Mal, possible Ben x Evie, Uma x OC
Rating: T for minor language, mentions of gore, and quite a bit of violence
Warnings: Minor language, mentions of descriptive gore and dead bodies, violence (both including and excluding weapons), and Ben is kinda in a hostage situation so thereâs that?
Authorâs Note: Not gonna lie this might be my favorite chapter Iâve written so far. Also, Iâm really sorry for the inactivity. School is kind of being a pain in the butt right now.
The walk back to the Chip Shoppe was relatively uneventful and silent. Harry was laser focused on getting back to Uma and making sure Mal held up her end of the bargain. I was laser focused on getting down to the shipâs lower deck and making sure I could do everything in my power to tear the royal beast apart. I had been so previously fixated on carrying out every small step of this plan that I had little time to focus on how it was affecting me emotionally. But, as Harry and I arrived at where we would take our separate paths, I realized that all I was seeing was red at the mere thought of Benâs name. I could easily go in there and slash him up until his stringy intestines were burst out of his chest for me to use as jump rope. There were many fibres of my being that wandered into a euphoric haze at the idea, but my daydream was broken when Harry took my face into his hands and looked directly into me. While my mindâs eye saw red, my real eyes could see nothing but the wide sea of blue and the warm air of Harryâs eyes. âAre you ready for this, duckling? You know what to do?â He asked, grounding me in what my limits were. As much as it upset me to admit it, Ben had to come out of this alive. But it didnât mean I wouldnât make him wish he were dead.
âYeah. Youâll keep an eye on Mal when she comes in?â My mind raced to Uma when I responded. We knew Mal would come to the restaurant no matter what. Whether her and Ben were on good terms or not, itâd be idiotic and a sociopolitical suicide for her to leave Ben to be tortured by a bunch of âwharfy pirates.â What we werenât certain of was whether or not sheâd try to pull something. âI donât even want to think about Uma getting hurtâŠâ I started to speak when Harry gripped my hands tight, a tiny laugh peaking through the cracks of his rarely seen sweet smile.
âSofi...Umaâs our Captain for a reason. Even if Mal had the balls to pull something, which she doesnât, Uma would be able to handle her pretty quickly. Not to mention that Gil and I will be watching them the whole time. You need to take a breath and focus on the goal, here. Can you do that for me, duckling?â After a moment's hesitation, I took in a slow breath and nodded. Harry lightly kissed my head as he pulled me in for a quick embrace. âThatâs my girl. Now go get us our magic, will you?â He said as he let me go and walked away.
The lower deck of the ship was definitely fit for Ben. It stood nearly bare with only me, him, the chair he was tied to and the millions of cobweb strings hung high and low across the musty room. Tiny drops of water would occasionally drip onto the creaky wood floors, adding a bit of sound to the otherwise dead silent room I walked into. Benâs head hung low, not wanting to look me in the eye. Too bad he didnât have a choice. Unconscious or not, he was going to be a part of this game. He had to be. I knelt down in front of him and swiftly swiped my hand across his pale cheek, sending a loud slap through the air and jolting him up. âRise and shine, your Majesty! Nap timeâs over.â
Ben looked around frantically and began to chaotically struggle at his restraints. âWhere am I? What is this! You better get me out of here or I swear Iâll -â
I had trouble holding back a laugh. Clearly Ben had never been held captive before. âYouâll what? Iâm already stuck in this shithole your father built. Besides, you clearly have no idea how to get out of those ropes. Not that anybody would, Gilâs gotta be the best guy with ropes on the entire Isle. So tell me, King Ben...what are you gonna do?â I smiled and confidently cocked my head to the side. Ben speedily eyed me up and down, scanning me to see if he recognized me. It took him only a few seconds of this scanning to realize that we had seen each other before.
âYou...we saw each other on the street. You could have killed me.â
âBut I didnât. Youâll find out why soon, donât worry. I could kill you now, too. But...Iâm not gonna.â I replied simply as I took my dagger out of my pocket and fiddled around with the handle. His eyes widened slightly as he looked down at the blade. I smirked and pointed the tip of the blade down toward his crotch. âRelax, as long as you do what I tell you, youâll get out completely unharmed. And I promise you, your Majesty, I donât ask for much.â
I stood up and began to wander around the room, taking in the smell that really started to peak through once it combined with the Kingâs fearful sweat. âIâm going to ask you some questions. All but one will have a simple yes or no answer, but weâll get to that one question at the end. The rules of this little game are simple, youâre going to answer each and every question with complete honesty. If you try to ask me questions, dodge your questions or even think about lying, I will know. And youâll get a nasty cut from this little friend of mine here.â I lightly waved my dagger in his eyes like a carrot to a rabbit. âNot anything deep enough to kill you. But definitely deep enough to hurt. But as long as you follow the rules, you wonât even have to worry about it! Are we clear?â My face went from playful to a dark glare as I stood awaiting his answer.
âWhy are you doing this? Do you think that tying me up and interrogating me like this is really going to get you off the Isle?â I groaned and rolled my eyes before making a quick slash up the side of his left arm. He gritted his teeth, attempting to hold back the immense amount of pain that just shot through his body.
âWhat did I just say? You donât get to ask questions, Beastie Boy. All Iâm asking for is your complete honesty, is that really so hard? Especially after all the shit your family has put me through?â Ben opened his mouth to speak, but was quickly silenced when he noticed the tip of my dagger edging ever so closely to his other arm. He shut off his words and quickly shook his head, finally abiding by my commands. âGood boy. Now, firstly, your father made the decision 20 years ago to bring back every single villain that had been killed...only to imprison them on an island with no magic and no way out. Yes or no?â Ben leaned back, confused at the simplicity of the question. He nods his head swiftly, allowing me to continue.
âAlright, good. Next question. A couple months back, you decided to give some of the kids born on said island a chance for redemption. So you brought to Auradon who you thought were the baddest of the bad. Son of Jafar, son of Cruella De Vil, daughter of the Evil QueenâŠ.and of course, daughter of Maleficent. Yes or no?â There was a pause in his response. A shred of hesitancy. I wasnât going to tolerate hesitancy. I lunged my dagger into his right leg, causing an extremely pained yelp to cry out from the King. âYes...or no?â
âYes, yes I brought those kids to Auradon...but I didnât think they were the baddest of the bad. I had seen one of them before and...I wanted to meet them, but I knew that one wouldnât come without the others.â I leaned back in a bit of shock. How could he have already known about the core four if this was his first time on the Isle? âEvie...I saw her in a dream. I wanted nothing more than to meet her, to see if she were real. But I knew she wouldnât come if I didnât bring the rest of her friends with her.â A devilish smile crept across my face. Evie had found some way to sneak into Benâs mind and plant the seed that lead to her and her friends escaping the Isle.
âSo...even though Evie was the one you wanted to meet, Mal was the one you ended up falling in love with once these Core Four came to Auradon. Then again, I guess you didnât fall in love with Mal naturally. She spelled you, then somewhere along the way, with her magic mixed in, she caught your eye. Yes?â With a hint of regret, he nodded his head. There was a part of him that still felt that desire to know Evie. I could definitely use that to my advantage..later. âSo, given that you fell for Mal, even after the love spell wore off...she probably tells you everything. Yes or no?â
âYes. Especially after I became King. Her and her friends came to me with a whole bunch of information about the Isle. Like she told me about-â
âSlow your roll, Beastie Boy. I decide what info you share, here. Next order of business, Mal and her friends were the ones who informed you about the corruption behind Peter Pan. Yes or no?â With a hint of reluctance, Ben nodded his head. Hopefully now heâs starting to get a hint of the kind of information Iâm in need of. If not now, he would get it really soon. âSo when Mal and her friends told you who Peter Pan really was, you sent her, her friends, and your strongest Auradon guards to Neverland to capture Pan and bring him to the Isle of the Lost where you felt he belonged. Yes or no?â After another swift nod, I leaned in close to the captured King. âAlright, Benny Boy. This last questionâs a little different. This ainât a yes or no kind of question, but I still need one hundred percent honesty. You think you can do that for me?â Absolute silence. Then, a slow, fearful nod. âI want you to give me the same order you gave Mal, and her friends, and those Auradon guards. The exact same order. Word for goddamn word.â I removed my dagger from his right leg and placed it against his throat. I knew for sure that I wouldnât slice him up. But he didnât. I had to make sure he was scared enough to give me the information I needed.
âI told them to go to Neverland, find Peter Pan, capture him and bring him to the Isle of the Lost by any means necessary.â Of course. Of course itâd be those four little words that would drive Mal and her friends and those guards over the edge. As I saw all those bloodied, gory bodies laying across the beach, staining the sandâs white pigment and leaking into the ocean, I wondered what could possibly drive someone to do something like this to a bunch of innocent boys? Now, I know. I cleaned Benâs blood off my blade with my shirt and placed my dagger back in its sheath. I stood and couldnât help but to slowly pace around the room silently. At first, I thought it was all Malâs fault for telling Ben and being the one to dig the swords into their skin. It still is...but now I realize that they might have been a bit more merciful had Ben not used those four little words.
âBy any means necessary, huh? Yep, thereâs the ticket. You know, as a fellow leader...I should probably give you a valuable piece of advice.â I slowly leaned closer to his face before letting my fist collide with his right cheek. âBe careful what you say when youâre giving orders. Otherwise, your own words could kill hundreds!â My blaring voice rang through the musty room as I fought back the urge to continue decking him over and over again. His face showed a blatant and pained confusion.
âFellow leader? What the hell are you talking about? Isnât Uma the Captain?â
âYou seriously havenât gotten it through your head by now? Whatever. Who I used to be doesnât matter. What matters is what you did. Those four little words that you threw around like they were nothing? Those words killed hundreds of innocent boys. All because you and your stupid kingdom wanted to lock up some bastard who you werenât even gonna find anyways!â
âOkay, is this about Neverland? Because Mal told me that all of the Lost Boys were taken care of.â
âThat means MURDERED, idiot! Your girlfriend and her friends went to Neverland looking to lock up my father, which they never would have been able to do anyway, and saw my Lost Boys as some kind of obstacle they had to slaughter their way past. All because of your orders.â A short growl involuntarily came from the Kingâs mouth. It was finally starting to work. âDo you hear that, Ben? Thatâs your own guilt coming to eat you alive. Do you think itâd get worse if I told you that no matter what your girlfriend did, the only place she wouldâve found my father is rotting away deep in the ocean? Peter Panâs been dead for years. We had quite the utopia going on Neverland before your army ruined it. Every boy felt loved, wanted, special. We didnât have a whole constitution of rules tying us down. And youâŠ.you took that away!â Tiny, dark brown hairs started to grow from Benâs face as yet another roar flowed through the room.
âWhat are you doing to me?â He asked worryingly, his voice starting to morph into something more animalistic.
âIâm not doing anything. Correct me if Iâm wrong, Your Majesty, but you and your father shift into Beast form when in pain, yes?â Nothing but a gruffy huff in response. I can only assume that means Iâm right. âOne thing Iâve learned from living with hundreds of teenage boys? There is nothing more painful to a teenage boy than his own guilt consuming him.â As more of his beastly hairs continued to grow longer and thicker, I grabbed the tiny glass vial from my pocket and popped open the cork. As I quickly plucked the hairs needed for the elixir, I relished in every pained yelp he gave and smiled when his beastly roar turned into a cry of regret.
âIf it makes you feel any better,â I darkly spoke as I put the cork back onto the vial, watching the beastly hairs inside turn into a cluster of gold sparkles. âYour painful guilt is about to make a lot of wharfy pirates very...very happy. Ciao.â I gave a small, playful wave before walking out of the room and to the upper deck of the ship. There, close to the mast, was Uma. Similar to when we had our first close connection, she sat looking straight out to the ocean. But this time, there was a different sort of air around her. She was waiting for something, but not very patiently. Her angelic sea smile spread across her face when she turned to see me walking towards her.
âHow did it go? I heard screaming.â She asked as she softly moved closer to me.
âWeâve got everything we need. Now we just wait for the Doctor to come back with everything else. As for the screaming, letâs say that Beast is a lot easier than we thought heâd be.â I tried to keep my mind focused on the plan, how close it was to being completed and how perfectly it had been going so far. But, what I found out about my boys remained on my mind. Uma knew that too. She took my hand into hers and began smoothing over my skin with her thumb.
âI heard screaming from you too. Are you okay?â I leaned her head onto my shoulder and let go of her hand as I began to run my fingers through her braids.
âHonestly, it hurt a little bit thinking about that day again. Iâve been so busy with this plan and getting settled in the Isle that Iâve never really had the time to let it sink in. I havenât really talked about it with anybody.â
âYou can talk about it now, if you want. Iâm usually not the best listener, but I can try.â That little bit of bite in the tone of her voice brought a smile to my face, just as it always has since the day I met her. I brushed off the topic and planted a soft kiss on the top of her head.
âI appreciate that. But the best thing we can do right now is make sure this plan stays in motion. Will Mal be at the ship tomorrow?â I asked, shifting the topic away from any kind of emotional struggle.
âNo doubt about it. Knowing her, sheâll probably bring her friends as backup. So, what do you say, Island Girl? You ready to break some bones and melt some brains?â She asked, leaning up from my shoulder and grabbing my hands tightly in excitement.
âMy dear Captain, Iâve never been more ready for something in my entire life.â
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âHarry! Come and join us.â You giggle as you roll over in the grass and see your boyfriend walking towards you and Uma.
âHow could I refuse?â You giggle rolling over again, laying on Umaâs chest as she wraps her arms around you, kissing your head lightly.
Harry drops his bag on the floor, placing his hat and hook lightly on top of it. He lays down on the other side of you, wrapping his arm around your shoulders as Umaâs lay across your waist, he burrows his face into your neck, kissing your jaw.
âJust what I needed after the day Iâve had.â Harry sighs as his arms tighten around you, âWhat happened my love?â You roll over and lie facing Harry, your head resting on his bicep. âJust had a rough day,â He sighs and you peck his lips, âHow was your day?â He asks, resting his forehead on yours, âMine was great, me and Uma spent most of the day having a picnic and cuddling.â You smile widely as Umaâs chin rests on your side, her smile widening at the mention of her name. âIt was perfect.â She places a delicate kiss on your shoulder, Harry smiling warmly at his girls, a look of pure admiration in his eyes.
âShame I missed it.â He pouts and you kiss his pout away, âAlways another day my love.â You lay in utter bliss, in the arms of your lovers, Umaâs body heat engulfing you, Harryâs warm breath fanning your cheeks, the feeling of love encasing you in a bubble as you lie in the afternoon sun for another hour, talking and relaxing.
âDarlings, shall we go and Iâll cook us dinner?â Harry breaks the silence that had fallen on you and you nod, sitting up quickly, âIâm hungry.â Harry chuckles as he stands up, offering Uma his hands in which she grabs and he pulls her up. âWell then princess, letâs get some food in ye.â He grabs your waist and picks you up, chucking you over his shoulder with ease before grabbing Umaâs hand and walking at pace back to your shared room as you laugh. âHarry! Put me down.â You try to say with a stern tone of voice but it ends up with laughter slipping off your tongue.
âYeah Harry, put her down.â You frown as you recognise the voice to be Chadâs. âWhat do you want Charming?â You feel Harryâs body tense and the hand he has on your hip grips you tighter. âYouâve caused me nothing but trouble all day, canât ye leave me alone?â Harry asks as he lightly allows you to slip out of his arms and back onto your feet, your eyes meet his for a second before his stares back at Chad, the look in Harryâs eyes was unreadable as he clings to you.
âThatâs exactly why, youâve been in my way all day and I want to make sure that doesnât happen again.â As Chad steps closer to Harry you stand your ground and put an arm out to keep space between the pair. âBack off Chad.â You fingers lightly graze Chadâs chest as you try to push him away. âIâd listen to her if I were you.â Uma says to Chad and he laughs, âLook at you Hook with your girls to protect you.â You glare at Chad, âExactly, you couldnât even get to him if you tried.â You say as Uma stands beside you, Harry still clinging to your waist as he stands behind you slightly. âI always knew you were trouble, and the fact you have two girlfriends? Just weird. Stay out of my way from now on.â Chad spits before pushing past you, you shove him as he does and he glares back at you.
âI hate him!â Uma scoffs, as she carries on walking to your room. âYou okay?â You turn to Harry as he keeps his eyes on Chad, making sure heâs out of sight before his eyes turn to meet yours, âIâm okay. I just wish heâd leave me alone, his taunting me has really gotten old.â Harry sighs before walking back to your room, leaving you standing alone in the corridor, shaking your head, you jog a little back to your room and swing the door open.
âDonât let Chad piss you off.â You say to Harry as he lays face down on the bed, Uma was sat at the desk with her feet on the table. âIâm not he just-â Harryâs voice is muffled and you jump on the bed, his body moving slightly as you do, you pick his head up and place it in your lap, running your fingers through his hair, âItâs just? What has upset you?â His eyes bore into yours, the blue shining brighter than ever, âHe used me being with you and Uma as an insult and I didnât like that. Do other people see us being together as weird?â He frowns, âYou shouldnât let what other people think bother you mi amor.â He smiles as his cheeks flush, even in a bad mood Harry loved it when you spoke Spanish to him.
âSuppose youâre right. I love you both and Iâm not letting anyone ruin that.â You run your fingers through his hair as his eyes flutter shut, âlos dos te amamos.â He smiles sweetly as he brings your hand up to his lips, delicately kissing them, his lips brushing your skin sending tingles up your arm. âno olvides eso.â You slip down the bed, resting into Harryâs side as you look up at Uma, âven y Ășnete a nosotros mi amor.â She giggles, looking down at the floor, âme encanta cuando hablas español.â You raise your eyebrows at her, âHave you been practicing?â She nods as she lays down next to you, âsĂ, es un lenguaje tan elegante.â
You turn to face her and kiss her lips, smiling into as she does, âbien hecho mi reina.â Uma blushes, resting her head against your shoulder as you wrap your arms around Harry who was asleep, âGoodnight darling.â
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mi amor: my love
los dos te amamos: we both love you
no olvides eso: donât forget that
ven y Ășnete a nosotros mi amor: come and join us my love
me encanta cuando hablas español: I love when you speak Spanish
sĂ, es un lenguaje tan elegante: yes itâs such an elegant language
Rose and Damian Hook- Tougard (Roseâs maiden name.) Vikings of the north isles and the dragon riders of Vidar, their village which was named after the god of Vengeance and Justice, Vidar; the son of Odin and the giantess GrĂðr.
(main canon)
Rose was betrothed to Harry Hook, son of Captain James hook before the two were even conceived. after her 18th birthday she and her father traveled to Auradon, the last known location of Captain Hook, and demanded her fathers side of the deal, Hooks first born son; to continue the family line. they discovered that Hook had never told his son about the old deal, and Roseâs father; Konumgr (old norse for âKingâ), shamed the old pirate.Â
After some negotiations with Harry, King Ben, and Konumgr, it is decided that Harry and Roseâs betrothal will continue. and Rose will join him in Auradon for half the year, then he will join her in Vidar for the rest of the year so they can bond. thing is, Harry is dating Uma; Daughter of Ursula and he fears Rose will react poorly. it isnt until the 3rd month of Roseâs stay in Auradon that he tells her of this âproblemâ
turns out, Rose doesn't care, in fact, she likes Uma. and she likes him too. so after the three get to know each other, they all decide to date each other, and so the betrothal between Harry and Rose, becomes a love filled marriage between the three. a few years after the three get married, they have two kids. Damian and Cordelia, both sired by Harry but born to the two woman. Damian is Roseâs son, and Cordelia is Umaâs daughter.Â
(there's ALOT more to the story, including kidnapping, a fight to the death, bonding, discovery, and facing fears. i just condensed it for the stake of this post)Â
(Cordelia is @thetimelordbatgirlââs OC and is the daughter of Harry and Uma in her descendants AU called Evilâs unfinished business/family business)Â
(tightrope âcanon)
just as in the main canon, Rose was betrothed to Harry Hook, son of Captain James hook before the two were even conceived. after her 18th birthday she and her father traveled to Auradon, the last known location of Captain Hook, and demanded her fathers side of the deal, Hooks first born son; to continue the family line.Â
they found him on the isle, and made a deal with the then king of Auradon; Ben. since the people of Vidar were powerful and sift, the âroyalâ family having been blessed by their gods of elemental powers; Rose having the ability to control and summon lighting whenever she pleased, so really, if they were to deny chief Konumgrâs request? it wouldn't be a peaceful time for Auradon.
so Ben allowed Rose to enter the isle with her father in search of Captain Hook and his first born son. the deal was begrudgingly acknowledged and Rose then stayed on the isle for six months getting to know Harry and his âfriendâ Uma. within those first six months the three bonded and began to fall in love. but as per the agreement, Rose left the isle after six months, set to return after the last half of the year (basically a Hades/Persephone kinda deal, Rose would spend half a year on the isle with Harry, and then return home for the rest of the year)
during her absence Harry and Uma came to a striking realization; they had both fallen for the Viking girl who was betrothed to Harry. so when she returned the next year; they waited a couple months before confessing to her, and she returned those feelings wholeheartedly. and so the three married, and however many years later, Uma and Rose had their children, two days apart. Damian; son of Rose and heir of Vidar. and Cordelia; Daughter of Uma and child of the gods.Â
even after the two children were born, Rose was still required to spend only half a year on the isle, so for half a year, Uma, Harry, and Cordelia would be separated from Rose and Damian until the next time they returned. Rose had tried multiple times to make a new deal with Ben to permanently take Harry, Uma, and Cordelia from the isle to her village up north, but while the king wanted to agree, the council did not let the new deal go through. and then ripped away the original deal.(yeah im adding angst deal with it!) so when Cordelia and Damian were 12 years old, they disappeared from each others lives, only able to communicate through letters.Â
it is only four months after Mal and Maleficent's take over of Auradon, that the family is reunited.Â
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uh, ye....this is probably the most ive ever done for this concept since last year??? when i originally came up with it?? yeah its been a whole ass year since i last touched this concept XD anyway, some extra info for yall
Rose is 6ft5, taller than both beast and Hades. in turn Damian, at 17 years old, is 6ft2, an inch (or two) taller than Harry. its a genetics thing, since Konumgr is 6ft7 and Vinder (old norse for Wind) (Roses mom and DamiĂĄn's grandma) is 5ft11...yeah the chief line/the village of Vidar are TALL. Rose is also buff as shit, able to lift upwards of 500 pounds. the family of Tougard are blessed by the gods, born with the ability to manipulate the elements in different ways, and those married into the family are given special elemental gems. Konumgr can control fire, Vinder can control wind through her earrings, Rose can control/summon/ride on lightning, im still thinking of DamiĂĄn's element, but the first thought is water; as a connection to his âmaâ (Uma) and sister, who both can control water as their connection to the god of the ocean, Poseidon.Â
the village of Vidar are also dragon riders, Damian rides a night fury named; storm breaker. and Rose rides a Skrill/Night fury hybrid named; Mjolnir. can you tell Rose n Damian are inspired by Httyd XD
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Oh shitâŠoh fuck.
Oh shit oh fuck, oh shit shit fuck.
This was not planned; this was not planned one bit. This had not been part of your calculations.
Falling in love with your captain and first mate was very much NOT on your agenda of life. Being a pirate? Yep. Plotting to leave the isle? Yep. Being non-binary? Well not at first but yep that was on the agenda.
Falling in love with Uma; Daughter of Ursula and Harry Hook; son of Captain Hook? nope, nada, never in all your years had you planned for that one.
But how could you not? Umaâs otherworldly beauty and compassion doing nothing but drawing your heart towards her. Harry's passion and fucking diamond-cut jawline drawing you into a pit of fluster and heart palpitations whenever you locked eyes with him.
And it was your luck that they were already dating, they had taken other lovers before but it never lasted long, and while you mightâve had a leg up on the others, being one of their oldest friends and knowing everything about them, you were terrified to ask about potentially joining their relationship and ruining the friendship you had built over the years.
âŠthey didnât even know you were non-binary, they still thought of you as âdaughter of captain jack sparrowâ instead of just âdescendant ofâ, and you wanted to tell them about that before you even thought about asking them out.
You sighed, smacking your head down onto your pillow and closing your eyes, remembering the first time you had met them when you were only 5 years old.
-
You had been walking along the docks, just beside your father's ship; the black pearl with Mr. Gibbs watching you from the deck. And as you turned on the ball of your foot to walk back to the other end you heard a voice, two of them actually, whispering.
âIs that really it?â a girl asked, the shuffling of clothes coming from the same spot as a boyish voice joined her, and it had a Scottish accent.
âAye, the black pearl~ one of thaâ most legendary ships in existence Uma, more known than me daâs, it can sail faster thanâ any ship in the world, even those old British ones me dad used to sail onâ
You walked towards the voices and smiled, seeing Uma; the daughter of Ursula, and Harry Hook; the son of Captain Hook, staring in awe at your dad's ship.
âI can show you it if youâd like?â you giggled a bit as Harry jumped into the air in fright as Uma whirled around with her fists up, a glare set on her adorable face.
âWho are yeh?â Harry asked in a growly tone, one that didnât fit his pitched voice, as he pointed his oversized hook at you.
â(y/n), (y/n) Sparrowâ you chirped, grinning as Harry's eyes winded and he let his arm drop, Uma grabbing onto his jacket as she realized exactly who you were. âNow would you, or would you not like a tour of my dad's ship?â
âYes!â Uma yelled out, pulling the disoriented Harry along with her as you turned on your heel and walked back to the ship, Mr. Gibbs smiling down at the three of you.
âSeems the little captain has made new friendsâ he muttered to himself as he took out his flask and took a swig, continuing to watch you as you showed Uma and Harry the ship.
-
And since that day the three of you had been attached at the hip, getting into all sorts of trouble and causing chaos all over the isle, you had been there when Mal dumped rotten shrimp all over Uma, you had been there when Harry had been kicked out of his dad's ship for not living up to hooks expectations, you had been there when Gil joined your little group and then when he drifted away.
13 years of friendship, and in all that time, you had not. Fucking. planned. to fall in love with either of them.
Well, you hadn't planned for a lot of things but AGAIN falling in love with your best and oldest friends was not on the list.
You huffed and sat up in bed, holding your little plush shark Harry had made you a long time ago to your chest, bouncing your leg as you tried to think of all the possibilities of what could happen if you told Harry and Uma your secret.
You knew they wouldnât react harshly, there were multiple crew members like you, either non-binary or even gender-fluid, Desiree and Davis being some of them, and Uma and Harry had accepted all of them with open arms. But what you were more worried about was when you confessed your feelings.
Would they accept you or reject you, would you lose their friendship or gain their love? You took a deep breath and shook your head, patting your cheeks as you stood from your bed and got dressed. âNo, I got this, I can do thisâ you breathed in again and tied off your boots, ruffling your hair before putting on your tri-corn hat and grabbing your sword âlet's do thisâ you sighed one last time and left your room on the black pearl, heading down the deck and down to the docks towards Ursula's chip shop to find Harry and Uma.
You felt your heart race as you stepped into the restaurant, face flushing as you spotted Harry at the main table as Uma walked around the shop, apron around her waist and pencil behind her ear as she slid orders in front of patrons and snarled at those who demanded to be given something else. â-and I wanted a sea pony, Life ain't fair!â Uma yelled, tossing her last tray in front of a pirate and walking back to the main table, sighing as she leaned onto it.
âcapânâ you called as you pulled out a stool and sat next to her, smiling as she gave you a finger wave.
âsparrowâ she muttered back, yawning a bit âI need you to run some money routes with Harry today, then help train the crew when you get backâ you nodded and took a handful of fries from Harry's plate, grinning as he pouted at you.
âKay, um, actually could I talk to you both after? I need to tell you somethingâ Harry and Uma looked at each other, then back at you and nodded.
âAye, no problemâ Uma nodded along with his words, pushing off the table and tilting her head at you.
âYeah, we can meet in my room after trainingâ she patted your shoulder and turned, heading back into the kitchen to grab the âfreshâ trays of food for the other customers.
You took a deep breath, mentally readying yourself to tell them and taking a fish stick from Harry's plate, laughing a bit as he attempted to snatch it from you. âHey, you can easily prevent me from taking your food it's your fault that you donât tryâ Harry pouted and grumbled, continuing NOT to block his food as he passively continued to share it with you.
-
âOkay, so what did you need to talk to us about?â Uma asked, leaning back on her desk and crossing her arms and legs, raising her brow as Harry plopped into her spinny chair and hiked his boots onto the desk, smirking as she clicked her jaw at him.
âwell-um, there's kinda two things I need to talk to you aboutâ you fiddled with your fingers nervously, were you really about to do this?...yes. âUm, Iâm-Iâm non-binaryâ
Nerves bubbled in your gut as Uma and Harry stared at you for a moment before Harryâs eyes went wide and he facepalmed, making you jump from the sudden action âSparrowâ Uma cooed, stepping forward and taking your hands, giving you that smile that she reserved for her closest friends âthank you for trusting us with that, I know it takes so much bravery to tell someone something like that even your own friends butâŠfucking duh?â you snorted in surprise, staring at Uma as she grinned.
âI-wha?â you laughed, closing your eyes as Uma ruffled your hair.
âSparrow, you never tried to hide it, the hair, the more masculine style, the way you lit up whenever anyone referred to you with they-them pronouns? Youâve asked about being non-binary to Desiree before too, I pay attention to you (y/n), it ain't hard to see.â You beamed at Uma as she took your hands again and gave you a comforting smile. âAnd I know how your mind works so just to nail it into your head, I fully accept you for who you areâ
âJust gonna budge inta this fer a momentâ Harry interrupted your moment with Uma and stood from her desk, walking over to you and patting your shoulders âI accept yeh fer who yeh are as well but how the fuck did it take me this long to realize yeh are non-binaryâŠWellâ Harry laughed, scratching his chin as he zoned out slightly, âI think I knew but meh brain didnât connect the dots until yeh told us jusâ nowâ
You laughed and shook your head a bit, Harry was very smart but like Gil, he sometimes took a moment to connect certain dots. âCause your stupid?â Uma answered his question with a teasing smirk, laughing as he rolled his eyes and pushed at her shoulder gently.
âSo whaâ was the other thing yeh needed ta tell us?â Harry asked, raising his brow at you as you felt your face flush as you prepared to confess the other thing to them.
âUm-wellâŠyou know how you and Uma feel about each other?â they nodded, not knowing where you were going with this conversation. âUm, I-I feel the same way about both of youâŠim in love with you, both of youâ Uma and Harry.Exe Have stopped working.
They stared at you in complete shock, Umas jaw-dropping as Harry stumbled back a bit, his cheeks blowing up in red âis- oh hades I hope I didnât ruin our friendship but I had to get that off my chest, I loved you since I was like, 13 and I just-I justâ Uma grabbed onto your hands and after you got control of your breathing, she smiled at you.
âYou want to know something Ironic?â she asked, intertwining your fingers with hers and laughing, eyeing Harry behind her who was gaining control of himself again âHarry and I were just talking about asking you to join our relationshipâ
(y/n) Sparrow.Exe has stopped working.
âI-you-me-HarryâŠwhat?â you squeaked, closing your eyes as Uma leaned in and cupped your face. âReally?â
âyesâ Uma cooed, smiling as you peeked one eye at her â(y/n) I fell in love with you a long time ago, when we were 12 and I realized you, along with Harry, had stuck by me no matter what even after being harassed for staying by my side, thatâs when I realized I loved both of you, I just didnât know if you liked girls so I was scared to say anything, but-with your confession just now, Iâm not scared anymoreâ
You stayed quiet for a moment, your face continuing to heat up in Umas hands as she smiled at you âearth to Sparrow? You there?â she took her hands off your cheeks and waved her hands in front of your face, snorting as you shook your head and smacked your cheeks âuh, okay?â
Harry laughed a bit at your expression, melting into a soft smile as you looked at him âguess yer wondering when I feel fer yeh huh?â you bit your lip and looked to your feet, then back up at him through your lashes âwell, I realized I loved yeh when yeh convinced yer dads ta let me stay on the black pearl after me daâ kicked me out, yer kindness drew meh heart ya yeh and yeh have had it sinceâ Harry laughed softly at your teary eyes and cupped your cheeks to wipe your tears âoh Sparrow donâ cryâ
âBut you both love me and I love you both and it's just so overwhelming ahhh!â you half screamed as you laughed out your words, pulling Uma and Harry into a hug as they started to laugh along.
âSo Iâll take that as a yes you want to join our relationship?â Uma asked into your shoulder, smiling as you nodded against her. âgoodâ
-several months later, in Auradon-
âI can't believe it finally happenedâ you sighed, stretching out as you stepped onto Auradon soil for the first time, Uma, Gil, and Harry stepped out behind you from the limo. Harry squinting from the sun âweâre actually in Auradonâ
âSomeone turn thaâ sun offâ Harry grumbled, tossing his arm over your shoulder and glaring at the sun, closing his eyes after he did âowâ
âthatâs your faultâ Uma chuckled, wrapping her arm around your arm that wasnât occupied by Harry and nodding at Ben as he walked toward the four of you âhey beastyâ
âHi! Welcome to Auradon, again I want to apologize for the long wait, and I assume you all would like to go settle into your rooms as soon as possible?â The four of you nodded and Ben grinned, nodding his head towards the dorms. âAwesome, but first, FGâ
You followed Ben to meet FG, where the other four vks were and Evie beamed at you, clapping her hands lightly as FG began to speak.
âMr. LeGume, Mr. Hook, Ms. Triskelion, Ms. Sparrowâ you twitched at that and Uma cleared her throat as FG looked to her slightly confused.
She looked to you for permission and you nodded with a  small smile, and Uma smirked as she looked back at FG âMx. Sparrowâ Uma stated simply, FG gasping in realization as the other vks looked as if something clicked just then.
âOh im sorry! They/them I assume?â you smiled and nodded, glad that the fairy godmother had adjusted to it quickly and seemed to have no problem with you. FG went into a whole mini-speech about the rules of the dorms and school, then finally; âMx. Sparrow, you and Uma will be rooming together as Mr. Hook and Mr. Legume will be rooming together, shall I show you to your rooms?â
You Uma and Harry hung back as Jay and Gil grouped together slightly and talked, Evie and Mal stepping next to the three of you âso everything makes sense nowâ Mal started, laughing slightly âya know I really shouldâve connected the dots a long time ago on you (y/n)âŠyou are non-binary right? I donât wanna assume n stuffâ you snorted and nodded, Mal sighing in relief âthank fuck, Iâd rather not deal with an angry Uma for misgendering you n all thatâ
You rolled your eyes and pushed Mal away, Uma smirking as she stumbled. âhahaâ Uma chuckled dryly, stopping as FG unlocked what you assumed was your and Umaâs dorm and stepping in as she gestured inside.
âDang, it Evie did you redecorate?! I wanted to see Umaâs reaction to the pink!â Mal complained in a teasing tone, crossing her arms and pouting as Evie rolled her eyes.
âI mightâve liked it but knowing (y/n) and Uma, they wouldnât have liked it and I wanted to spare them spending weeks of redecoratingâ you gave a grateful smile to Evie and flopped on your bed, humming as Uma flopped next to you and laid her head on your chest âwell, weâll let you two settle in, see ya!â Evie grabbed Mal and dragged her out of the room. Harry sidestepped them and hopped onto your other side, resting his chin on your shoulder and grinning at Uma.
âWell, weâre finally in bora-don~âŠim taking the both of yeh on a date tomorrow, a proper one, with good food n shitâ you laughed, making Uma bounce a bit as she nodded in agreement.
âlet's do it, almost five months of us being together and we have yet to go on a real dateâ Uma chortled out, reaching towards Harry and curling her hand into his hair, Harry closing his eyes and almost purring as she scratched his scalp.
âSounds fun, let's do it!â you cheered, throwing your hands into the air then flopping them down, resting them on your boyfriend and girlfriend's backs.
âlet's go down to the docks, experience the ocean for the first time, for realâ Uma hummed into your neck, smiling as yours and Harryâs eyes sparkled at the thought of it.
âYes!â
-next day-
You watched in wonder as the sun started to set against the horizon, sitting in between Uma and Harry, Umas hand on your thigh as Harry supported your back with his arm, his head resting on your head.
âHey (y/n)?â Uma muttered aloud, taking her head off your shoulder and waiting until you turned your head towards her to press her lips into yours. You squeaked and felt your face flush, pouting at Uma as she pulled back with a smug grin âI just realized we had never kissed~â
âNot fair!â Harry pouted, sliding his arms around your waist and pulling you into his lap âI wanted ta kiss em first!â you laughed away your fluster and turned in Harry's grip, grabbing his face and pressing your lips to his, smiling as he hummed into it and tightened his grip on you.
âthereâ you laughed, pulling away and patting Harry's cheeks, Uma chuckling as Harry's eyes stayed close in his daze âhappy?â
âvery~â Harry purred, eyes widening as Uma grabbed his face and pressed her lips to his âoaihsduiahsdioahsdiaâ Harry's face turned red and he flopped against your shoulder.
âI think we just heard Harry, audibly, keyboard smashâ you cackled, getting comfortable on Harry's lap as Uma leaned against your thighs and grinned. âdidnât know that was possibleâ
âItâs Harry, everythingâs possibleâ
-about a year later, in Auradon, around your birthday-
-the best pirates-
Seagoddess - hey sparrow what are your measurements for your underarm, the largest part of your chest, your underbust, and your shoulder width
Sparrow - why do you need to know?
Hookie - because, now give it
Sparrow - and why do YOU need to know????? And uh it's (measurements)
Seagoddess - dope, thank you, imma pick up some ice cream on the way back okay?
Sparrow - cool, why the fuck did you need my chest measurements
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Sparrow - alright then fuck me I guess
Hookie - how bout later bby~? (*ïżŁ3ïżŁ)â <3
Sparrow - how the fuck do you do those emojis?????
Seagoddess - itâs Harry, he has hackz
Hookie - I donât but they arent that hard to figure out
Sparrow - says the person who took three hours to figure them out
Sparrow -WITH carlosâ help
Hookie - SHUSH
You snorted at Harry's message and turned off your screen, pocketing your phone and turning your attention back to the teacher, scribbling down notes, and answered questions when asked.
âNow I want you to answer questions twenty-four through thirty-five in your algebra book for tonight's homework, Class dismissed!â you packed up and slung you bag over your shoulder, almost rushing out of the room and catching yourself on Gil, who was leaving his history class.
âHi Sparrow~!â Gil chirped, pulling you into his side and guiding you through the wild halls of Auradon prep, humming a random tune as he did âoh, by the way, any ideas on what weâre doing for your birthday?â you snorted and looked up at Gil with a raised brow.
âWhat makes you think I know? And I would think you would be more informed than me? Harry and Uma are planning it all n stuffâ Gil shrugged.
âtheyâre keeping it all a secret from me, something about not being able to keep secretsâ you laughed in agreement and split from Gil to reach your locker, putting away your books and grabbing your homework books. âAll I know is that we're having the party on the shipâ you hummed, remembering when Ben had ordered the repair and retrieval of the lost revenge and it now rested at his private docks.
You slid your homework books into your bag and relocked our locker, turning back to Gil and letting him guide you through the hectic halls of Auradon prep once more.
-a couple of days later-
It was finally your birthday and you had spent the entire day surrounded by your friends and two lovers, Uma and Harry had hardly left your side, one hand always on you and grins never leaving their faces. You had gotten so many gifts and ate so much (fav birthday dessert), but apparently, you had one more gift left.
âSoooo why did you wait until the party was over?â you asked Uma as you stepped into your shared room, Harry closing the door behind Uma as he followed you in. âto give me my gift?â
âBecause⊠this oneâs a bit more personalâ Uma hummed, setting the gift box wrapped in (fav color) on your bed and sitting next to it, nodding to it with a soft smile as Harry followed her lead. âGo on, open it~!!â Uma bounced a little in excitement as you laughed and started to rip the paper, gasping at the sight of the plain white box holding your actual present.
âa box! My favorite thing!â you joked, snickering as Uma rolled her eyes and smacked your thigh. You undid the tape holding the box together and threw off the top, digging through the paper you stopped, tears rushing into your eyes as you started at the black piece of fabric.
âHappy birthday (y/n), youâve talked about wanting one before but couldnât find or afford to get it soâŠâ she gestured to the binder in your hands as you brought it out of the box, your entire body trembling as you stared at the chest piece.
âI-Umaâ your voice cracked and you held the clothing to your chest, looking down at Uma âthank youâ
âyouâre welcome (y/n), I love youâ she stood and wrapped her arms around you, Harry cooing at you and joining the hug a moment later as you reached out to him.
âI love you too! -and Harry!â you sobbed into Harry's bicep as he rubbed the back of your head âdid-did you wash it, I wanna-â Uma grinned in the middle of your sentence and nodded towards the bathroom, but you ignored the gesture and pushed away from them, throwing off your shirt and sports bra, your shirt landing on Harry's face as he laughed.
âHa!â Uma cackled, leaning down to pick up your bra and tossing it into the hamper, watching with a big smile as you semi-struggled to put on the flattening fabric but ultimately succeeded.
âAh-â your voice wobbled as you looked down at your fully flat chest, the black binder covering everything â-guys~â Uma chuckled again and grabbed your shirt from Harry, walking over to you and pulling it over your head to give you the full effect âUma~!!!â tears ran down your cheeks as you quickly hugged Uma then ran to your mirror, gasping in awe as you saw yourself âahhhhh!!! Guys~!!!â
Uma and Harry smiled at each other before they walked over to you and pulled you into a strong hug âI love you two ahhhhh!â you cried, burying your face into Harry's shoulder as you clutched onto Uma's arm.
âWe love you/yeh tooâ they responded back, both pressing a kiss to your cheeks.