#poly headcannon

His emotions are on hypersensitivity 24/7 so it’s usually up to you and Megan to calm him down. (Literally nobody else can do it but you two)

You and Megan are honestly a dream team. 

You will still insist on working a job, even though Colson and Megan’s money combined is enough to fund a small country. 

Backstage V.I.P. passes for every single performance of Colson’s if you want them. 

You smoke with Kells. 

He better give you damn good head if he wants you to do acid with him cause with the acid, he gets is heavy shit. 

Megan doesn’t approve of the substance use habits the two of you have developed, but there hasn’t been a bad incident yet, so that was enough for her. 

Megan is the ultimate top. It’s kinda like a spectrum. Megan is the most dominant, you’re the most submissive. Colson resides somewhere in that grey area. 

You and Kells are like the Terror Twins. You do everything together, legal and illegal. You like reeking havoc on all of L.A.

You and Casie are deadass best friends. 

You’re like the big sister she never had and she loves you for it. You’re always out together, spoiling each other with money that isn’t yours :)

Megan makes it a point to join the two of you when she can, but she’s normally pretty busy. 

Same with Colson. 

But when Colson does get his hands on his two favorite girls, (Megan is his favorite woman, that’s his logic, don’t question it, it’ll make your head hurt), he’ll cuddle both you and Casie while watching movies and it just makes your heart go BOOM.

Your height makes you shorter than both your lovers, so automatically, you are baby. I don’t make the rules. 

Sometimes you’ll even wake up to Colson wrapped around you as if you were a teddy bear. Unfortunately for you, he is super needy in the mornings. 

“Colson I have to pee.”

“Then hold it. Cause I don’t.”

You eventually wait it out until your squirming in discomfort and then slip away from his arms, but not without him whining like a child. 

You three do a lot together, but sometimes Colson and Megan leave for work. Sometimes one of them, worst scenario is both. 

You get lonely, so that’s why they don’t let you out of their sights when their home because they missed you and their other partner too. 

Luxury vacations are always on the table with them. 

Deadass, you’ve seen the world at least 3 times over because of Kells’ tours and just going places to get away. 

Okay, okay, now for the  ~s m u t~

You are bottom bitch obviously. 

BUT THAT’S NOT A BAD THING. 

You deadass have the time of your life with these two. 

Don’t even get me STARTED on the head that both Megan AND Colson can give. Mf, those people with have your legs trembling. 

We been knew Colson has a long schlong. 

(and a tight ass-)

They both worship your body if you feel insecure. Will smother you with kisses if they hear you talking bad about yourself. 

Megan of course will give Colson attention too cause he’s a little neEDY BITCH-

They treat you with all sorts of new positions. 

Megan bought a Kama Sutra book when she was in New York City and y’all haven’t stopped using that book to save your life. 

(The book)

Megan won’t admit it but she loves when she’s receiving head more than she does giving. 

But the sex is ABSOLUTELY BOMB, lemme tell you-

Their stamina is insane, they can last like 3-4 rounds each.