#poly!jo

Do you ship it?

Reason:

I’ve had such a busy week irl nonnie, I almost forgot to answer you.

And what a shame that would have been 🤓

Anyway, thank you so much for the compliment 🫶🏻

Now which ship could you possibly mean… shall we go thru the list together?

Is it them:

Or maybe you mean them:

Or them:

Or was it these two you were talking about:

Maybe it’s THESE babies you meant:

Last shot bc while they’re as we all know not my otp I was, ironically, making a bracelet that reminded me to answer you, so maybe you meant them:

Let’s be real here nonnie, esp w you letting out your frustrations on Madrabit, Maca and I (I’m sure there’s someone else but I’ve been a lil busy and haven’t actually seen what’s been going on in the tag) I’m gonna reasonably presume it’s BoJance you’re talking about.

But here’s the thing: you can’t thought police me, or anyone else on this app. ESPECIALLY on this app. I’m thinking abt them doing things you can’t even imagine while I’m answering your sweet lil ask, and there’s nothing you can do about it 😌😌

We don’t always vibe with every ship, and sometimes we see it and get the ick. Such is our lot in life. But sending people hate, especially if it’s on anon (bc that’s really the saddest (trying hard not to call you pathetic) part of it all) will not fill the void that’s clearly gnawing at you.

I suggest you seek someone out for a friendly lil chat, it doesn’t have to be with me, but my asks are (as you know) always open.

Omg this made me laugh out loud.😂 what a great prompt!

(sfw-ish text)

“I haven’t had any private Nace time in over two weeks,” Jure complained.

“I’m not done with him yet,” Jan mumbled, strumming his guitar.

“I don’t care who bunks with me,” Bojan said. “As long as I get to sleep in the middle.”

“Jure is right, Jan. You’ve had Nace to yourself for a while. Maybe the two of us—“

Jan looked up. “Kris. No. I love you, but you’re so noisy in the morning that I get murderous thoughts.”

Nace leaned closer to Kris. “You’ll just have to be pinned down until Jan wakes up, then,” he suggested, causing Kris’s heart to skip a beat. He’d always been a sucker for his boyfriends’ dirty talk.

Kris stood up abruptly, face flushed. “Yes, well, um. Then that’s settled! I bunk with Nace. Let’s go!” He hurried to their room, casting a quick glance back to catch Nace’s eyes, urging him to follow.

Nace did, to the sound of Bojan and Jan’s cheers. Jure still wasn’t happy about being severely Nace-deprived, but Bojan’s heavy arms around his neck, and Jan’s purrs in his ear about trapping Bojan between them was enough to distract Jure.

Hiiii! Thanks for the ask!

SO

It's a mess of a fic, because every member of the band+Martin has a different sexual orientation and identity and it all started from a post by @anxious-witch (I don't even remember the original post tbh)

Martin is queer cuz he doesn't like lables

Bojan is basically pansexual, but he doesn't like the pan pride colours, so he identifies as bisexual (and honestly, he'd be an amazing bi-disaster)

Kris is pansexual (and fights A LOT with Bojan because he doesn't like the pan colours)

Jan is asexual

Jure is aromantic

Nace is FTM-trans!

I also made a cover which shows basically how the pieces of the polycule get together (from left to right)

A little snippet under the cut