You know, I should go around introducing myself "to the first power", because what better way to sound overly haughty than that? And the lesson we've learned from this is on a tea date, never shake hands with yourself. Aww, it's so great how ARquius is apologising. Let's just say that he's not the only one crying. And now they're going to RP about why ARquius literally stinks. Because this is Homestuck, and anything is fair game. Oh no, ARquius is going to get his muscles touched. Everyone, this is a sign of the end of the world. And it's going to turn into a bro hug bump. May Hussie have mercy on our lack-of-souls. IT'S GONNA HAPEN. Please be overly dramatic music. [i]Please[/i] be overly dramatic music. YES IT'S OVERLY DRAMTIC MUSIC WITH MEOWS AND NEIGHS AND NOW A BIRD CAWING AND THE WOLF THIS IS THE BEST FLASH EVER IT IS AT LEAST 413612% BETTER THAN CASCADE. Glad that it gave the reference; I would have never figured it out. You know, I agree, there will never be anything better than this page. I should just end the liveblog here, about thirty pages away from the end because nothing is ever going to top this. Every single thing has lead to this? How could I have been so blind? I mean, just look at the first page. There's... uh... green. That's half of Davepeta's colors. SEE? And I haven't lost count, it's currently on loop number seven so there. Oh wait, eight. It just restarted. So yeah, I think I can once and for all say that this is the end of Homestuck (9th loop). Never mind the remaining pages. Oh, did Hussie delete all of Homestuck? I have no clue, despite the fact that I'm reading this. So let's move on as the tenth loop ends.
Oh, someone's back on the lillipad. Who? Ah, it's Roxy, who we never got to see her very important hug. Everything's falling together, just in time for it to all fall apart during the final battle. And they get to see the great swirl in the sky that is all the grist from Skaia released by one half of the bro hug. Well, it looks like they need a ring, so why don't you just defeat everyone first and then use one of theirs. If you do it early, honestly, the frog's just going to get massacred. And John's noticed the lack of Karkat. So, how are you going to get out of this one? Oh right, "meditating". With blitzed chakras. Man, we're really getting ancient with those callbacks. "This doesn't sound like Kark–" "SHHHH!" And come on, how could you have engaged in enough BS if you one, haven't seen Davepeta and two, didn't see page 9828? Anyway, we get yet another of those contradictions, like John's not a leader, Dave's not a hero, Karkat's not adorable, Rose isn't mega ultra gay... So it's time to sneak attack. Let's hope none of them roll a 4 for their stealth check BAM ANCIENT REFERENCE OF MY OWN. So of course he pulls an academy awards and thanks everyone ever. But it's not a good speech, this coming from the lurid purple prose user. In more ways than one. Yeah, I don't think anyone could memorise her speeches. And Dave's using the plush thing, which makes it really hard to communicate clearly. Glad to see that Hussie is not one for shying away from using the medium to convey details (as opposed to using The Medium, which he also does). Oh boy, the rocket dragon wings. I still need a pair of those. Arguably, everyone does, but that'd probably be too expensive. PCHOOOOO.
