#pointless horoscopes

Aries - Do not burn yourself out in the pursuit of something great. You are no phoenix. You are nothing but ash.

Taurus - There is no time for you to sit and rest; The world will keep spinning, and time will keep moving regardless of the pace you need.

Gemini - No matter what you choose to try and fill that hole in you with, a hole is a hole. It will all fall out eventually.

Cancer - How much of it is just a misread desire to not be alone in life? It's too easy to fool yourself.

Leo - You are within reach only in people's memories. Forgive me for the home you've had to make there.

Virgo - All you crave is all you'll never have; It is no one's fault but your own.

Libra - No matter how starcrossed and lost you may be, your beginning will always be your end for as long as you chooses to walk a straight path.

Scorpio - You turn to stone the instant you think you'll be placed on a pedistal.

Sagittarius - You believe you are being left behind, when you are simply moving too fast for anyone else to reach you.

Capricorn - There is a firm difference between putting something to sleep, and putting it down for good. Finish what you've started. (It's suffering for god's sake.)

Aquarius - Everything returns to the earth eventually. Give it a few months and an ant hill; The most compromising of feelings will become nothing more than dirt and bone.

Aries - You are the hatchet, and the grave.

Taurus - Necromancy is a hard skill to learn. Sometimes it's best to let things stay dead.

Gemini - Are you awake? Are you asleep? Are you alive? Consult the ravens; They will know.

Cancer - You keep worrying about how long your loneliness is going to last.  You may as well marry it, at this rate.

Leo - Good things can grow from nothing. You are a walking example of this.

Virgo - Even ghosts grow tired. Lay yourself to rest already. (Nobody else is going to do it for you.)

Libra - Holy rightiousness is rarely the same for everyone. Just how right even are you?

Scorpio - Stop trying to cough up all the butterflies in your stomach. They've already been pinned into place there.

Sagittarius - Be cautious of how transparent you get. If someone blinks, you just might disappear.

Capricorn - Even things you've buried can come back to haunt you. Be wary of the decay in your wake.

Aquarius - Stop being so scared of commitment. Get your hands dirty. Get your heart broken. Eat them whole, if you have to. (They're always with you if you do.)

Aries - The smoke's message is just as important as the flame's.

Taurus - The old bones you dug up have an important story to tell you. Listen well, listen patiently, listen completely.

Gemini - Never assume the insides of something won't be exposed.

Cancer - Closure is not always an option for you, little one. You must learn how to overcome things on your own.

Leo - In the minds of others, you are consumed by wildflowers; by rushing water; by thunder storms; by solid stone.

Virgo - The sadness that lingers in you is there from another time, another place, another person. Feel it fully, in that space in your chest. Feel it beating. Feel it breathe.

Libra - You're as hollow as honeycomb, yet you still manage to taste so sweet. It is deception in it's purest form.

Scorpio - Harden your heart into a bloody fist. It is the perfect size for one. (Who needs feelings when you can throw a punch, anyways?)

Sagittarius - You're the second-hand smoke of everyone around you. The closest I can get is breathing you in; Breathing you out; Breathing you in again.

Capricorn - Blood is not a bad thing to have on your hands. Kill them, if you must. You will regret it otherwise.

Aquarius - It will pass; It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Aries - Your life is your own. Be an astronaut! An artist! An axe murderer! The demons from your childhood!

Taurus - You're so set in your ways, your spine has formed a mountain range, your limbs turned to solid stone.

Gemini - Two is a party. Three is a crowd. Four is an uncomfortable orgy that you didn't intend to take part in.

Cancer - Stop stitching everyone else together and do it to yourself for once. You're in tatters, for god's sake.

Leo - You smell of warmth, summer rain, and things that linger too long in places they shouldn't have been in the first place.

Virgo - To love you is to worry, to fret, to grieve.

Libra - You reap what you sow; Stop worrying about other people's gardens and tend to your own. (It's all decayed, you know.)

Scorpio - You consume everything you touch. Be cautious of your own heart. (You still need that.)

Sagittarius - Stop burning bridges just to light your cigarettes.

Capricorn - There are things in this world that are sweet as honey and sharp as knives and warm as the sun. Let them love you to death.

Aquarius - Nothing in life is eternal. Not you, not me, not this sadness in your soul.