#pocoloco speaks

“I dunno, I’ve barely thought about dating at all.” -Pocoloco

“I guess I’ve just always thought some pretty girl would come around some day.” -Pocoloco

“Well I’ve always hoped I’d meet somebody that’s just right for me. That’s the dream.” -Tim

“What, like the valley to your mountain? Like your name, I mean.” -Pocoloco

Tim opens his mouth to respond, but Oyecomova interrupts him.

“…malewife?” -Tim

“Honestly? Ringo.” -Pocoloco

“No, it would be you, Pocoloco.” -Ringo

“What the shit does that mean??” -Tim

“Nuh-uh. Not me! I’m just a… male husband.” -Pocoloco

“That’s redundant.” -Mrs. Robinson

Pocoloco rolls his eyes.

“Doesn’t matter if it’s redundant. Hey… wait!You’ve got “mrs.” In the name!” -Pocoloco

“That’s true. Maybe Mrs. Robinson is the best option.” -Ringo

“Well thank you very much darlin’! That’s mighty kind of ya! Make sure to save some for yourself, hm?” -Tim

“For me? Hey, thanks!” -Pocoloco

“…” -Mrs Robinson

“Thank you.” -Soundman

“I appreciate the gesture…” -Ringo

“Flowers? How…sweet.” Oyecomova

“You mean we all turn ugly?” -Oyecomova

“Thats rich coming from you.” -Pocoloco

Oyecomova lifts his veil off of his face.

“Excuse me?” -Oyecomova

Pocoloco fake gags.

“Sea horse? That would’ve been handy during the race. A horse that can go all underwater…” -Pocoloco

“I don’t think that’s what a sea horse is, pocoloco.” -Ringo

“Why would it be a sea horse if it wasn’t a horse in the sea??” -Oyecomova

“…can we bring this conversation back around? What do you mean by that, anonymous??” -Tim

“That the males get pregnant, duh.” -Oyecomova

“Well sure thing~” -Tim

Tim takes off his hat.

“Well which one?? Who do you want a kiss from!” -Pocoloco

“…I guess they want a kiss from us both?” -Tim

“They said my name first. Sorry Tim. I’ll kiss you, anon!” -Pocoloco

“Hey-“ -Tim

“Outta the way, Timmy! I’ve got someone to kiss!” -Pocoloco

“Timmy? Well I never!” -Tim

Tim and Pocoloco continue arguing.

“Weirdest death threat I’ve ever heard.” -Tim

“Why don’t you try it, Jeff?” -Oyecomova

“Hell no!! I’ll just Jeff the run away, or something.” -Pocoloco

Tim laughs.

“‘Jeff the run away’?” -Tim

“I don’t know what this means, alright? I’m trying my best here…” -Pocoloco

“Green.” -Soundman

“I like blue, orange and… well I like most colors, I guess.” -Pocoloco

“That’s a tough one. If I had to pick a favorite, then it’d just probably be blue, like the sky.” -Tim

“…that’s basic.” -Oyecomova

“Your favorite color is black.” -Tim

“…” -Oyecomova

“I like purple the best, it looks good no matter what shade. A muted green can be nice as well, though.” -Mrs. Robinson

“Well you sure are talking a lot! It’s unusual for you.” -Oyecomova

“Yet you’re annoying as usual. Don’t push your luck.” -Mrs. Robinson