#pocket problems

So...does the new doctor have a bum bag because her pockets are too small for the sonic screwdriver

fuck my easily uncappable with a loose part, pen-shaped tool lost its cap-adgecent part from being in my jean pocket, predictable

So at golf today one player mentioned their towel had a pocket. Me saying the first thing that came to mind when hearing that, "So they can put functional pockets on towels but not girls pants?" (Anyone who has worn women's pants/shorts knows what I mean) All my teammates agreed with me about the absurdity.

Capatalism doesn't give me big enough pockets to carry all these evergrowing phone sizes

My bedsheets have pockets that I can put stuff in but not my pants. Yes bedsheets are the items that need pockets, ofc

minatums can fit his whole DS in his pocket but I can't even fit half of my iPhone 6 in mine.

You wanna know what's nice? Having pockets. You wanna know what's not nice? Losing your phone because it's in that weird area of your pocket that you can't feel and feeling your pants like 3 times and panicking until you actually put your hands in your pockets.