#plz work

Waking up in the morning with no memories of yesterday whatsoever. Not sure what day it is either… acing all over for no apparent… Why are my thigs bruised?! are…those bite marks? and why is their band-aids with hearts drawn on them over them??! The fudge happened??!! Checking your phone you find a message from an unknown number no context or indication of who they are only a ''Thank you for the last week my lovely pet❤️'' The fudge they mean pet??!! WEEK!? Indeed when you check your calendar it has been a week sense… whatever happened. Not sure what to do you head into the shower almost tripping on your weak legs on the way there only too realise that your entire body is marked with bitemarks and bruises each and everyone of them with a small normal band-aid with a tiny heart drawn on them. As you move too take them off you get struck with a deep feeling of regret after taking of the first, almost slapping it back on just as quick. almost… You manage too keep yourself from it. but you dont take any others off either. You do your best too not think about it all and continue your day. And it goes well you practically forget about it all for a couple of days. And days turn into weeks and soon a month has gone and it has been nothing but quiet. Until the second week of the month you get another message from an unknown number, a voice message too be precise. Cant be from the same number because you blocked it! Didn't you? It is a voice message. When you turn it on you almost throw your phone into the wall in a panic cuz it is nothing but lewd moaning and begging. begging. so much begging for more. That they would do anything for more… Dread fills your stomach as you recognise your own voice moaning and begging on the file. and that's it 15 sec and it is over. no more messages only questions from you and a growing flushness over your neck that the bitemarks and hick-bruises finally disappeared from that you are trying too ignore. You try too get a answer but nothing only silence. until an hour later where the same number sends a video of you kneeling infront of your own sofa the same one you are sitting in now. not sure how too feel about that too be honest… But seeing nothing but a pair of crossed legs in back pants and a hand holding a chain with an old clock? Your not sure… What you are sure of is that you look annoyingly good in that harness you are wearing and that you are watching that clock swing from side too side staring like your life depends on it. Repeating over and over,

''I listen and obey'' ''I am nothing but your pet'' ''obedience is pleasure'' ''Thank you for taking care of me''

Summary: skz when female!reader bestie gets pregnant

Warnings: for legal purposes, this is a joke

Notes: I've literally posted this four times now and it won't work.

Chan

Papa Chan. Grandfather at such a young age. He starts talking about you like you were a child he raised, how proud he is to see you "all grown up" and having kids of your own. Will tell everyone he's going to be a proud papa. This will prompt many gifts from him, even matching outfits and items for your child, so that Papa Chan and your baby can bond easier.

Lee know

Please don't invite him to the baby shower. Will judge every gift with HIGH scrutiny because no one could ever top his gift. Eyes of a hawk. If there's absolutely anything sticking out- a thread, a chip, a dent-Minho would make that person return the gift to get a new one. Nothing is going to ever harm your baby, don't worry. But he's evil and is planning to train your child to be a miniature him, so be warned. Your s/o and you won't have any control over what happens with your child once Lino 'tames' it.

Changbin

"You mean our child." Supportive best friend you dont want. Every step is one made together. The father of the child doesn't matter in his eyes, because the best friend is the most important. He would want to be called Uncle Changbin, Muscle Uncle, or God of Muscle. If you go shopping for nursery items or baby supplies, you have to take your other half: him. Changbin doesn't care if it's not actually his child, he wants to be a part of its life 100%. Until it can talk and tell him otherwise.

Hyunjin

Ew. You disgust him. How dare you tell the whole world that you did the 'deed'. Hyunjin didn't need to know you like that. Jokes aside he would consider himself the honorary uncle because he patched you up with your s/o to begin with. If he isn't called Uncle Jinnie, then you lose your title as a best friend. Will like your child more than you. He's not the type to be overly affectionate when you are pregnant, and still calls bluff for the beginning, but he's still caring when you need him to be.

Jisung

Finds it odd that you proudly announce your pregnancy to people. Why does everyone need to know your behind-the-doors-business? Is a little confused about a gender reveal party, when you could just tell everyone what it is like you did with the intial pregnancy reveal. Is the one to ask "who's is it?" despite you having an s/o you are exclusive with. You're a hoe in his eyes now, just accept it.

Felix

Happiest bean. His closest female friend is having a baby? Can he be the godfather? Will happily spend all his money on baby items. Is the first one to offer to throw a baby shower for you. If someone else takes the role, he's the assistant. Documents every step of the way in his Godfather picture album, because apparently that's what all of them do. Buys the child mini computers to prep them for the future.

Seungmin

Omg why? People are still having kids? He spent a good portion of your friendship telling you to "not get knocked up" because then his drinking buddy would be gone forever, even when you can drink again. Also one to like your child more than you. He will teach your child that it's parents are 'old' and thus uncool, making him the fun uncle as well. While you're pregnant, though, he monitors everything you eat/drink and scolds you for even a tiny bit of cheating.

Jeongin