Azzy, you're grounded.

“Why? Because I sleep around? Look, I can’t exactly get into a committed relationship. I outlive everyone but you guys, mom, and dad. Also, I’m an adult and you’re not my parent.”

I know you're an adult!

“Clearly, it is a soup”

"Cereal is a stew.."

“How? It’s obviously soup.”

"It's mostly large chunks of solid food with a broth to support it. Soups should be mostly liquid. Like a drink."

“Yeah, and cereal has mostly milk. When you’re done eating it you still have like, an entire bowl of milk left.”

"After eating all the solids. You're saying that you never have any broth after eating stew?"

“No, I don’t. Besides, you have to melt the broth for stew. You just heat up the liquid for soup. Y’know, like you do with cereal!”

"True, but the broth can sometimes be thick and chunky as you heat it up from the roux. Also, like cereal.."

“But with a stew you pour the liquid in after the solid. With soup you put the solid in after the liquid. Just like cereal!”

"You ever think we're what's wrong with Patches?"

“Pretty sure it’s just you. We can at least agree that chicken is the best addition to Honey Nut Cheerios, right?”

"Extra Mustard."

“I prefer ranch!”

"Ranch on Chicken Liver?"

“And bones. You can’t forget the chicken and pork bones.”

"Of course, you can't forget the croutons."

“No, coffee’s a stew.”

“What? What is wrong with you? It's clearly a soup, it doesn't even have anything in it! Nothing is being stewed!”

🎵”Legend has it that the moss grows on the north side of the trees! Legend has it when when the rains come down-“🎵

“You rang?”

“You’re a line and a half too late, Moss. Also, how did you get up there?”

“...”