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Reaching flow state in the gym and feeling all your muscles pulsate>>>>
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How to get a date and (almost but also jokingly) lose a date in 30 minutes or less: an autobiography
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
“Dean wasn’t sure why he was even scrolling through Craigslist. Especially not the casual encounters section. It was four days before Thanksgiving. Not like he was gonna try and hook up with someone before that shitstorm. After, sure, but not before.
He kept scrolling, though, not clicking anything until a title caught his eye.
Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? I am a 28 year old male felon who has no degree, but has studied enough theologies of the world, behavioral psychology, and philosophy to set your whole family’s teeth on edge—no matter which way they lean, politically, religiously or in terms of neuroses. I drive a van the same age as me that’s got a mural on the side of an angel holding an orgy. I can play between the ages of 20-30 depending on whether I shave. I live off an inheritance, and sell weed on the side. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship (monogamous or polyamorous, whichever sounds most like it would freak out su familia) with you (and/or others), to torment your family, I’m game...”
tomorrow's agenda: -babysit -psychiatrist appointment -hella rad snuggles -kisses -hopefully not a mental breakdown
wow i’m mad no ones ever taken me on my dream date (the zoo)
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THEY HAVE BEEN IN AMERICA FOR THE GRAND TOTAL OF THREE DAYS AND WE ALREADY HAVE TOPLESS HARRY, TANK TOP LIAM, SUNBURNT NIALL AND OH YEAH FUCKING ONE DIRECTION BAKED ON A YACHT I HAVE A FEELING THIS LEG OF THE TOUR IS GOING TO BE GOOD
The thing I miss the most about working 40+ hours a week is that I was too busy/exhausted to think about how miserable I am.
Time to look for another job, I think.