#plurb

justtt watched the first episode of pluribus. does anyone know about this. does anyone know

did the “mi esposa” feel like getting shot in the chest to anyone else. the slow revealing of everything that helen was to carol: the good, the messy, the gentle peeling away over the course of 7 hours of television. and then this woman who is so unwilling to let anything in was in fact married. pain!!!

if pluribus happened in phineas and ferb (phineas and plurb) they would have that shit locked down within a day. they'd be trying to make the worlds largest can of spray whip cream to make Big Breakfast and meanwhile doofenshmirtz would recover the signal from space and make the plurbinator because hes tired of people on the sidewalk going different speeds so you have to either slow down or go around them and it would cause the whole world to get plurbed except for phineas and ferb and candace and candace thinks this is their fault so she successfully tells their mom but their mom has been hiveminded so she doesn't care, causing candace to have a mental breakdown. then the hivemind would send isabella to try and convince them to join the hivemind but they'd figure out it was from space and build a rocketship to travel to the alien planet where they found out this was invented as a way to cheat in synchronised swimming that someone had recorded onto a tape to give to their friend but the tapes got switched accidentally causing it to get sent into space. then they would work together to make the cure and they'd come back and aerosolise the cure with the giant spray whip cream can and candace would realise that now that their mom was unplurbed she could bust them (everyone who was plurbed forgot about it) but just as their mom is coming home the whip cream can turns upside down and the force of its spray blasts it away like a rocket, flying into doofenshmirtz's evil lair destroying the plurbinator and in the process catching on his lab coat and carrying him away. then while the credits play it falls on that farmer and his wife who have opened a whip cream factory but didnt buy any whipped cream.