#plots plot point

Religious stuff ahead if you’re not comfortable with that!

- She wears a silver crucifix around her neck.

- Keeps a rosary on her rearview mirror as well.

- Linda was honestly overjoyed when Butters became friends with Father Maxi, as she hoped he’d strengthen his faith.

- Owns a Luce figure (She find Luce adorable)

- Linda is a big fan of alternate music from the 80s/90s. Fleetwood Mac, Nirvana, Incubus, the Eagles, Chicago, Tool, Styx, Deftones, Type O-, Led Zeppelin, Journey… if anyone knew any better she would’ve been a burnout in highschool.

- She was in fact, not a burnout. Linda was very straight-edged throughout her high school and college education.

- She tried joining a sorority in hopes for better social connections for a future husband, but quickly got out when it involved unhealthy amounts of alcohol and essentially sleeping around with frat bros.

- She was lowkey highkey a loser in high school. She didn’t have many friends but she wasn’t bullied thanks to her family influence

- Yes, she attended a private Catholic school but then a secular private college.

- Linda’s minor in college was anthropology, believe it or not. She wanted to expand her horizons a bit more.

- Lightweight drinker world champion. Six pack in and she’s slurring her words and can’t walk straight.

- Only picked up smoking weed thanks to Stephen, who wanted to get easy stress relief from his marriage. She wanted to see what the big fuss about it was.

- Gets really hungry and sleepy when she smokes.

- Speaking of food, Linda absolutely loves Mexican food. She can’t really replicate it well enough but it’s her favorite food in the world.

- Dating preferences if she wasn’t married would probably just be the same guy she married; Man, white, Catholic, preferably brunette. She isn’t opposed to dating POC, but obviously she would prefer people who are similar to her upbringing.

- Would love to have a daughter if she was able to have another kid

- Sharon is/was physically gifted at sports and exercise. She is part of the town’s woman’s volleyball team and does yoga in her spare time. She used to do strength training and powerlifting when she was younger for her sport. Slowly been getting back into it.

- Used to wrestle in high school as well, on the urge of Jimbo to learn how to protect herself if she isn’t armed and ready. She was scholar-ship level good, but not national champion good if that makes sense.

- She was always a hippie. Which threw a lot of people off that someone like her was able to toss and slam grown adults on the mat.

- Of course she was a deadhead, she loves the Grateful Dead. She likes other “hippie” bands like The Mamas and Papas, Phish, the Byrds, etc.

- Her music tastes have grown and evolved but she still likes to put on some old hippie jams and just relax.

- As her life went on she went to a more cozy rural America mom aesthetic. Jeans, sweaters, slippers, practical clothing, athleisure, that kinda thing. Mostly out of the comfort and convenience more than anything.

- I said something similar to this in my last Sharon HC post but once she got her short hair she was just like “I’m never going back to long hair again” because it just felt so nice to have. (This is canon bc POST COVID Sharon still has the same little pixie cut :))

- She has a great singing voice, a fan favorite in karaoke nights. Randy is jealous of it, but since he’s more musically inclined than her he thinks that evens it out.

- Sharon cried privately when she saw Randy dressed up as Christopher Columbus on her wedding day (her first instance of her realizing she married an idiot.)

- Jimbo walked her down the aisle.

- When Randy and Sharon dated in college it was kinda casual, but not strictly open. They usually took breaks when they argued (which was a lot). They both hooked up with others in between their breaks but when Sharon got pregnant they both decided to settle down and raise Shelley together.

- Sharon knows Shelley is Randy’s, but Randy still has lingering doubts she isn’t.

- Sharon has little preferences when it comes to dating, at least on a physical level. Race, religion, and background don’t really matter to her as long as the person is funny, respectable, compassionate, and intelligent. She does however like a person with some muscle. Needless to say Randy was more fit when he was younger.

- Sharon isn’t strictly straight, not strictly gay either. She doesn’t know how the label of the LGBTQ+ works nowadays but she has experimented with women and has held feelings for people of the same sex when she was growing up. I mean, she was a hippie after all.

- Most def top leaning switch

- a pro with a strap-on

- When Randy and her were young, he would play a guitar and she would sing songs in the college quad like a typical corny college couple.

- She picked both of the names for her kids. Stanley and Shelley were both names she just liked when she was growing up.

- Favorite food is pasta, favorite desert is ice cream :)