“i’m your biggest fan so i snuck backstage to meet you after a show, but it turns out your security guards are a lot tougher than they look, so now i’m being shouted at/possibly tased and now you’re walking by and oh god this isn’t how i wanted this to go” au
“i entered a contest to be your plus one to an event and wtf i actually won?!” au
“i’m trying to start a celebrity gossip blog and you are an effing trainwreck so now i’m lowkey stalking you in hopes of getting a humiliating story” au
“it’s the middle of the night on a saturday and i’ve been thrown into holding by the cops and am i high or did i just get thrown into the same holding cell as a celebrity???” au
“of all the cars in the world for me to have tried to steal, it had to be YOURS?” au
“i’m an extra in a movie/music video that you’re starring in and idec if you’re super famous and i’m a nobody, plz notice me” au
alternatively, “i’m just an extra, but the star has a crush on me?! what????” au
“i’m famous as hell and yet i seem to have met the ONE person in this bar who doesn’t have a damn clue how i am, this is hilarious, i’m just gonna ride this out” au
tbh give me a long-distance relationship that begins with one sending fanmail to the other and “wait you actually wrote me back?!” au
“while hiding from the paparazzi i ran into the first building i saw and it turns out you work here and what the fuck do you mean you’re closed and i have to get out, have some mercy!” au
“of all the wrong numbers in the world, the nude i meant to send to my significant other wound up on YOUR phone” au
the same au but in reverse, aka, “wtf why did i get a random nude from my favorite celebrity??? am i on catfish???” au
“we’re on a reality show where half the contestants are famous and the other half are just regular people” au
“you read one of my thirst tweets on a talk show and now my thirst is a minor internet sensation, so thanks for that” au
“i just went to one of your shows, and now an hour later you’ve tweeted about some gorgeous person you noticed in the crowd and wait why does this describe me exactly” au
