#plot bunny attack

I do not have time for this…

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Title: Untitled The Meg/Jurassic World Jonas Taylor/Owen Grady fic

Fandom: the Meg, Jurassic World

Pairing: Jonas Taylor/Owen Grady

Fic summary (working): After Jonas hits rock bottom, he meets Owen Grady in a bar in Thailand. Owen’s one of the few people in the world who might understand what it’s like to have a close encounter with something that’s supposed to be extinct.

Tags/warnings: first draft. This is pure crack disguised as an excuse to have these characters have no strings attached sex. Some plot is thrown in and held together with duct tape because i just cannot help myself. Warnings for language and eventual explicit sexual content.

How it’s going:

“Mate, you’ve been fucking holding out on me.”

“In my defense, would you have believed me?”

“…Nah.  You’re probably right. But a fuckin’ mosasaurus?” 

“Wow.  You know what a mosasaurus is?”

“I know my prehistoric water based nightmares.  Speaking of which, this place is a fucking ‘I told you so’ waiting to happen.”

“You’re not going to believe what happened with the original park…”

“Oh they fucking didn’t.”

“They did, Jonas.  Which is why I told them to hire you for this risk assessment.”

“Bloody hell, Owen.  You’re going to owe me after this one.”

“How about we work off my tab tonight after dinner and a few drinks.”

“Like old times?”

“Like old times.”

A friend posted this on facebook and now I have about half a hundred Hobbit characters all clamoring in my head for me to write this, who will be the best at what and I need to write this NOWWWWWWWWW!