#playwrought

send ؟ for my muse to drunkenly confess something they think about your muse! / @playwrought

“Excuse you?” The man... boy standing before her bristles. Catches his tongue at the sight of Vera’s evident disapproval and attempts to backpedal on a joke best left untold. But there are things you can never take back, and Vera's already clearing her throat in preparation for a deluge. (Her grip tightens around her drink and the glass bottle creaks.) “Sabrina has more talent in her left pinky nail than you do your whole body.” That’s as far as she gets without gritting her teeth and jabbing a finger at the boy’s chest. “Do you KNOW how brilliant she is? She has like... the voice of a fucking angel and all the flair of Aphrodite herself.  No. As a matter of fact, Aphrodite would smite her for being so goddamn amazing. You don’t even DESERVE to breathe the same air as her. Your descendants are gonna talk about how lucky you are to have once been graced by the presence of a STAR, but by then, your measly pea brain would already be fried from seeing all the billboards screaming her name. So you better stop talking shit about her ego, ‘cause at least she has more than enough to show for it.”

ღ for an affectionate text

[ 12:11 PM ] got an acai bowl with your name on it here @ schwartz if you wanna have lunch together or something [ 12:12 PM ] can’t have future academy award winner sabrina dawson going on a diet that’s exclusively garlic bread and soda... it’d be a bad example for all your adoring fans

∞ for a half-asleep text

[ 02:24 AM ] considering switching careers... [ 02:24 AM ] become a pseudo trophy wife like my mother [ 02:26 AM ] u know how they say the bitch apple doesn’t fall far from the bitch tree, well...

♭ for an angry text

[ 10:43 PM ] maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass every once in a while you’d see that people could genuinely care about you? [ 10:47 PM ] but i guess I’M the villain for wanting to help :)

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

in sophomore year, there was a sign plastered to the door of the west girl’s bathroom that said closed for extreme misuse. nobody really knew what happened and it was the talk of the school for a couple days, but the truth is that presley dropped her tampon in the toilet, tried to flush it, causing the toilet to get clogged, and was so embarrassed she hid the actual cause of the clog under toilet paper. but then when the next person went into the stall and tried to flush, the toilet overflowed, while presley was trying to act innocent by washing her hands. she probably hasn’t told anyone about this tbh.