There’s a crowd in Undyne’s house today, you notice, if three is a crowd. Undyne and Alphys are piled on the couch, taking up all of the cushions, and Mettaton sits at the kitchen table looking as bored as you’ve ever seen him. “I’m only here as a chaperone, darling,” he says, shooting you a wink over his untouched cup of tea. “Goodness knows what sort of trouble those two would get up to if I weren’t here to intercede.” You nod knowingly. Undyne’s burned her house down more times than you can count, and between her passion and Alphys’s… sciencing things, they’d probably have the place in flames in minutes. Or worse!! You’re not sure what the worst-case scenario is, at this point, but it probably involves a giant anime robot taking over the world or something, so really it’s a good thing Mettaton’s here to make sure they don’t try to build that.
simplycarryon (playeronecontroller), bonetrousled by glamour
