summary: being the babysitter of literal grown men with your gorgeous wife se-mi
pairings: se-mi x f!reader (wlw because we all wanna be her bitch), platonic! thanos, nam gyu, min su & gyeong su x f!reader
warnings: man children
a/n: (name) is a fashion designer!
part one: lady boss! here
literal man child. all of them.
you think min su at least is more responsible than the other three
but no, boy can literally be utterly clueless sometimes
namgyu at 11.40 am
min su ask lady boss if we could bring allen into the apartment
dw u cute she wont get mad at u
"(name), nam gyu asked if they could bring the german shepherd from downstairs into the apartment." min-su asked, looking up from his phone after reading the message that was sent to him.
"sure. tell them to get its dog certificate from the owner and it can sleep in my room too." you replied, full of sarcasm as you and se-mi, who let out a snicker at that - prepare the coffee table for lunch.
min-su perked up, shocked that you agreed without any arguments. "really?!" you looked at him, baffled, searching for any signs he realised that you were just being sarcastic.
spoiler alert, he didn't. god bless this man and your patience.
thanos has a habit of holding the handle of your bag when going through a crowd
his brain shut down at random times
so he needs you or nam gyu or anyone else to make sure he don't face plant into a pole or smth
while nam gyu holds you by the back of your neck while he walks behind you
leading you to wherever you guys are going
you and se-mi love to spite the others by being lovey dovey with each other
can't help with how se-mi can't keep her hands to herself too
while you walk with the others, she has a hand on your waist or hip, keeping you close to her
she love holding your hands too
keeping your intertwined hands in the pocket of her black leather coat when it's cold outside.
"your hands so cold, baby." se-mi frowned as she held your hands, caressing your skin. she then intertwined your fingers together before putting it in the pocket of her black coat.
you smiled giddily as you couldn't help but feel flustered from her action. "let's get some warm soup later, the one you like." she suggested, rubbing your knuckles with her thumb.
"okay." you nodded, before holding her arm with your other hand, hugging it.
from behind, nam gyu dramatically gagged at the scene in front of him. "gosh, couples."
thanos groaned, slinging his arm around min-su's shoulder, pulling him to his side. "min-su, cutie. come on, hold my hand too."
"i refuse." he replied, trying to push him away.
you have to hold back se-mi from killing them
however, se-mi doesn't bother holding you back from jumping them whenever they get on your last nerve
she encourages you to send them to hell and have the devil personally give them a tour of it
especially when you're taking measurements for their outfits
"su bong, hold still!" you groaned, smacking his stomach. he let out a playful 'ow', holding his stomach dramatically. "so fierce, senorita."
nam gyu chuckled as he watched the scene before him, snacking on a bag of lays chips.
"don't blame me if your pants drop in the middle of your performances because i couldn't get the right measurement." you threatened lightly, circling the measuring tape around his hips.
thanos gasped, grinning as he clapped his hands. "the fans would love that, wouldn't they?!"
gyeong-su cackled, looking through the designs of outfit that you had planned for them on your ipad. "nah, you would blow up on X."
nam gyu laughed, brushing his hands against each other to get rid of any chips dust. "that would be great publicity for black stones wouldn't that?"
"oh my god, no one wants to see your weeny, choi su bong!"
se-mi didn't have to hold you back from killing them
but she had to hold you back from strangling yourself with the measuring tape hanging around your neck
they love taking pictures of you
they your personal paparazzi
especially thanos, nam gyu and se-mi
it could range from you looking like an utter goddess that graced the world to the most mememable picture of you.
their birthday posts and instagram stories of you is whole rollercoaster ride
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a/n: a little drabble dedicated to and prompted by @gdinthehouseee 💜 I hope you like 😄
summary: reader gets her period and Thanos is being sweetie about it - get ready for some domestic/ OOC Thanos fluff
w/c: 1k
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You’ve been friends with Thanos for a good while, but he only asked you out for an official date last week, after his gig at Club Pentagon. Ever since, you’ve been texting non-stop - sending each other dumb memes and relatable reels.
This morning, you are getting ready for your lunch date with Thanos. He wanted to spend more time with you than just a dinner date.
You had the whole day planned. After lunch, you’ll go for a walk in the park, maybe steal a kiss - it is Thanos, he definitely will try - and then go back to either his or yours to watch movies and play video games.
Except, you suddenly felt a sharp pain in your lower abdomen.
“Oh, no…” -you groan and run to the bathroom to check. Yep. You got your period, 3 days earlier than you expected. And it was painful! “Fuck!”
You hunch over the toilet to release some of the tension. You need a minute to gather yourself to take some medication. This helps - for about an hour.
You are still in excruciating pain, all cramped up while your date with Thanos is getting closer by the minute. You cry, because you know he isn’t the kind of guy who would ask anyone out for a date. With a heavy heart, you text him.
Thanos, oblivious to what is happening to you at that time, is out with Min-su, getting you something. According to Min-su, he can’t arrive on a date empty handed - to which Thanos replied that he is the gift. Min-su rolled his eyes at the statement and they got you a little, purple teddybear. It’s cute, it’s purple.
“She’ll love it! Thanks, bro!” -Thanos smiles and puts the teddy in a small bag.
As they part ways, Thanos receives your text.
Sorry. Raincheck.
He is confused and disappointed. Just a few hours ago, you were messaging him all excited for the date and now you’re… poof… raincheck him?!
He heads home, when he runs into Se-mi.
“Hey!” -she greets. “Why’s the long face? Aren’t you getting ready for your big date with (Y/n)?”
“Huh? Oh, yeah. That.” -Thanos makes a face. “She cancelled.” -he shows her the text.
“Ouch. Sorry…”
“She was so excited, Se-mi! You wouldn’t believe it! Did I do something wrong?”
“Let me text her!” -she shakes her head.
Hey, what’s up? -Se-mi shoots you a quick message.
You’re curled up on your sofa with a hot water bottle resting on your lower abdomen, slightly overmedicated, watching Friends for the millionth time. Every fiber in your body hurts. Your uterus is nothing but your sworn enemy - ruining your date and your life. You shuffle to look at your phone when it pings.
Hey. My fucking uterus is tryna kill me!
“Ah.” -Se-mi nods at her phone when she receives your message. “Yeah, she has a valid excuse.”
“What is it?” -Thanos asks curiously.
“Promise me you won't act like a guy about it!”
“Okay.” -he shrugs.
“I’m serious! She feels like shit. I don’t want you to make it worse!”
“Just tell me!”
“She’s on her period, in a lot of pain.”
“Oh… so it really isn’t about me.” -Thanos mutters to himself. “What do I do to make her feel better then?”
“Come on!” -with that, Se-mi grabs Thanos by the arm and pulls him into one of the convenient stores nearby. “This is Period 101!” -she says as they walk down the snack aisle.
After taking a long, hot bath you take a nap on your couch. But a knock on your door wakes you. You sigh as you gather yourself and open the door.
“Thanos?” -you look at him confused. And also embarrassed -your hair was in a bun at some point but now it is in all directions, no make-up face, wearing a baggy T-shirt that should have been washed two days ago, an old pair of leggings and mismatched, fluffy socks. You do not feel bonita at all! “What are you doing here?” -he is holding three decent sized plastic bags and a small gift bag.
“We were supposed to have a lunch date.” -he smiles and lifts one hand, with one plastic bag. “We agreed on Chinese… so I got us Chinese!”
“Aww…” -he’s so thoughtful.
“Se-mi told me you’re on your period.” -he lifts the other hand. “I got you a bunch of snacks. Crisps, potato sticks, marshmallows, about 3 kinds of choc-...” -he can’t finish the sentence. You cut him off with a kiss. You throw your arms around his neck and kiss his soft lips like it's the most natural thing. He’s just so sweet and you can't control yourself. “I thought girls are supposed to be bitchy when they’re on their period.” -he kisses your forehead.
“You’ve got all the snacks for me! I’m gonna treat you nice!”
He lets out a heartfelt laugh.
You pop another painkiller and start making the kitchen.
“What are you doing?” -Thanos frowns.
“Making room so we can eat.”
“We can eat on the couch.”
“Ew, no! I was rotting there all day.”
“Then let me join and rot there, too.”
You smile.
You get comfortable, as much as you can with your cramps, and dig in. 20 minutes later you feel full and happy.
“Ah, perfect!” -you smile at him. “Thank you.”
“You’re welcome, senorita.” -he kisses your hair.
“I’m so full!”
“Yeah? So you don’t want any ice-cream?”
“Well, that goes to my dessert stomach. Yknow, that’s a completely separate stomach.”
“I’ll be right back.” -Thanos disappears in your kitchen, but occasionally shouts to ask where you keep certain cutleries. He comes back with waffles, ice-cream with whipped cream and rainbow sparkles on top, a bag of marshmallows and a bar of chocolate.
“Wow, this is heaven!” -you say, eyes closed, enjoying the flavours. “Best date ever.” -you admit.
“Right, let me make it even better!” -he hands you the gift bag.
“A gift?” -you ask.
“Yeah, Min-su said I shouldn’t go on a date empty handed.”
“Aww!” -you coo, tears in your eyes (stupid hormones!) as you get the purple teddy in your hand. “That’s so cute, I love it! Purple, like your hair.” -you snuggle under his arm. He hugs you close.
“Are you feeling any better?”
“Mm, much better.”
Thanos lifts your chin slightly with his index, to place a delicate kiss on your lips - and with that you completely forget about your stupid cramps.
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Not sure how to this outside of the original format, so.. Doing it like this. Full art will be at a later date because this first part is also important hahah..